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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 13th, 2015, 3:32 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I have little sympathy for the majority of men who complain of blue balls. Most of them would be fine if they would just jerk it.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 13th, 2015, 4:05 pm
by Dalty
Work it?

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 14th, 2015, 9:14 am
by Space Tycoon
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I have little sympathy for the majority of men who complain of blue balls. Most of them would be fine if they would just jerk it.
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 14th, 2015, 11:28 am
by Dalty
And endorsed by a goat. That makes it extra truthy.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 14th, 2015, 3:54 pm
by Space Tycoon
Last night I had a chat with a really cute bartender who cosplayed as Han Solo at FanExpo this year and prefers Classic Trek.

Pretty sure I'm in love.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 14th, 2015, 6:27 pm
by Space Tycoon
FEMALE bartender. Kinda wanted to clarify that.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 14th, 2015, 11:29 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It don't make no never mind to me.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 15th, 2015, 8:56 am
by Dalty
Does she take her truthing from goats?

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 25th, 2015, 12:27 am
by Adam54
Mal Shot First wrote:
Adam54 wrote:I'm officially single again. We're going to attempt to remain friends and I don't wish her any ill will whatsoever.

Now..help me out fellas. It's been a while since I last attempted dating seriously. What's the proper waiting period before getting back out there? 1 year per month dated? 2 years? 10?
I dated a girl for about 4 months and then she broke up with me because it was obvious that we weren't a good match (the reason we were even together for that long was probably fairly superficial for both of us). About a month later, I started seeing the young lady who eventually became my wife. So, you know... there's no reason to wait all that long. It's not like you are coming out of a years-long relationship. Ultimately, it's up to you to decide the right time or what feels right to you, but I doubt there's a set time period that must be respected lest the universe should implode.

See, this gives me hope. She and I had one last falling out this weekend and this won't be one of those "on again/off again" things. Which sucks. I thought she was it. I really did. Ah well, clearly not.

But now it's on to the next one. Coffee Meets Bagel is back up and running on the phone!

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 25th, 2015, 12:58 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Space Tycoon wrote:
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I have little sympathy for the majority of men who complain of blue balls. Most of them would be fine if they would just jerk it.
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I meant to mention earlier that I got a real kick out of this. It's good stuff.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 26th, 2015, 5:21 am
by Space Tycoon
I googled "truth has been spoken" in hopes of finding something suitably kooky.

Mission accomplished.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 26th, 2015, 12:17 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Space Tycoon wrote:Mission accomplished.
Did you take lessons from the guy who was almost Iron Man, too?

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 26th, 2015, 1:16 pm
by Space Tycoon
That's more like unsuitably kooky.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 26th, 2015, 1:34 pm
by Dalty
The mission is unsuitably kooky?

Unsuitably Kooky Mission Force??

Sounds like Manga.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 26th, 2015, 2:50 pm
by Space Tycoon
More like bad 50's science fiction.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 26th, 2015, 2:52 pm
by Dalty
No, that would be Kooky Force and the Unsuitable Mission.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 26th, 2015, 2:59 pm
by Space Tycoon
Featuring the adventures of Captain Johnny Missile and his "youthful companion," Sparky.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 26th, 2015, 3:34 pm
by Dalty
Nailed it!

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 26th, 2015, 4:20 pm
by Space Tycoon
That's what Johnny Missile said.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 27th, 2015, 4:38 am
by Dalty
And made Sparky sore and left him feeling a little dirty.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 27th, 2015, 11:54 am
by Space Tycoon
What are you implying about our steely eyed missile man and his sparkly adolescent chum?!

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 27th, 2015, 1:25 pm
by Dalty
He made a (wo)man of Sparky.

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 27th, 2015, 1:32 pm
by Space Tycoon
Bit the pillow once or twice....

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: November 27th, 2015, 2:24 pm
by Dalty
It certainly made his eyes water. Tune in next week!

Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

Posted: December 1st, 2015, 4:33 pm
by Adam54
I think I might be ready to announce my retirement from dating. I used to be more of an optimist, but between the HIMYM finale and the recently ex-girlfriend, I think I might just call it a day.

I'll get myself a good hunting dog. Go live off the land in the mountains somewhere. Live every Alabamans dream. Sure as fuck beats dating again.