Current Annoyances

[Mal Shot First]

A surge in unhappy Canadian painters would increase the possibility of the emergence of a Canadian Hitler. Therefore, we must ensure Spacey's happiness at all costs.

[Dalty]

Unhappy painters do have a habit of making bad things happen.

[Space Tycoon]

I don't know what to think. I need more time to process it all.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Maybe you just need a little more concentration.

[Space Tycoon]

Probably.

[Dalty]

A little less conversation?

[Space Tycoon]

K.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

KK.

[Dalty]

I ain't going there man!

[Dalty]

I ate a whole box of Hostess Twinkies and now my belly feels icky and unspeakable things are happening in my colon.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I ain't going there man!

The post I made before that one was originally "Maybe you just need a little more concentration, champ." I went back and forth a few times before I settled on the removal of "champ."

[Dalty]

A little more action.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

And a little more work. Work, as they say, makes free.

[omicron]

I have to go to New Jersey next month for a stupid team-building exercise. Last year when I went I barely made it to the LaGuardia in time to catch my flight back to Dallas. I really hate traveling to the NYC area.

[Space Tycoon]

I don't know what to think. I need more time to process it all.

I really think, reviewing it all, I have a psychological condition. I've been consulting Dr. Google for symptoms and causes. Not to mention actual Doctors(no, not that one). Some version of schizophrenia seems likely to me. There are numerous variants.

[Dalty]

Did you smoke a lot of uber-strong weed in the past?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Doesn't Uber have some strict smoking policies?

[Dalty]

Not from the smell of some of their cars.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Do you say this as someone who has actually utilized Uber in the past? I just assumed you either tooled around in your gas guzzler or flew to get wherever you wanted to go.

[Dalty]

Sometimes I grab an Uber if there are too many slow moving peons clogging up the sidewalk.

[Space Tycoon]

In Soviet Russia, Uber grabs YOU!!

[Space Tycoon]

Yakov Smirnov called, etc. etc.

[Dalty]

So do you guys think Uber is a good thing or a bad thing? It's causing merry hell with London Cab drivers.

[Space Tycoon]

It is generally a good thing. I have used it.

The same crowd have their panties in a bunch here in T'ronno over Uber(uber Uber?!).

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I bet Fake Strider has a position.