IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!

[Space Tycoon]

I really want to go to Cuba.

Go soon while it's still cheap, bra. That's what I'mma do.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I can't go to Cuba. Because of people like Dalty's ex-wife.

[Dalty]

Smoking!!!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

The German word for dinner jacket, if you were wondering, is "Smoking." I learned this while proofreading Hermann Broch's son's letters for a professor. (It's also the word they use for the whole tuxedo. I think I already knew this, but Hermann Broch's son was speaking, specifically, of the jacket. He was asking his father for money for one. His father essentially told him to go fuck himself.)

Oddly enough, the Germans use a different word for a smoking jacket.

[neglet]

Leaving Friday for Vermont. Not a vacation, though, I'm starting grad school. Hopefully I'll have some spare time to waste here while I'm there.

[Corporal_Hicks]

Where in Vermont?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Vermont's pretty. Enjoy grad school. Write your hands off. Craft some worthy YA fiction!

[Dalty]

What is a Vermont?

[neglet]

In Montpelier. I imagine I won't see much of it, though, between the work and the weather. Smart me, choosing to apply to start in January and not July.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

What is a Vermont?

[Scotia]

I was in Florida in June and nearly sweated my bag off. Rained every effing day. Like spears out of the sky rain with lighting and thunder for an hour or two. Then sunshine and humidity. And bag sweat. August must have been kill yourself hot.

Still had fun thou. Ate some Grey Stuff and had a Turkey Leg which was gross and tasted like ham.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Did you get this turkey leg from a stand at an amusement park? They usually smoke those. This makes them taste pretty hammy.

[Dalty]

Back from a business trip, fish still alive. Now time to pack for the real trip!!

[Jubbers]

Fun fact: Jubboiter calls fish "booby."

[Corporal_Hicks]

My wife is in Seattle.

My kids are spending 4 days at grandmas.

IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

YOU SONOFABITCH! You're living the dream!

Are you also going to be off work for the majority of this, YOU SONOFABITCH?

Man. Enjoy, Hicksy.

[Scotia]

Did you get this turkey leg from a stand at an amusement park? They usually smoke those. This makes them taste pretty hammy.

I did. It was in Hollywood Studios. Friends of mine told me that I simply had to try the turkey leg. Uggh. Granted, there is a lot of meat on one of those things but the hammy vibe threw me off.

The Dole whip cool treats made up for it though. Mmmmmmm, must of had a dozen of those little suckers.

[Corporal_Hicks]

YOU SONOFABITCH! You're living the dream!

Are you also going to be off work for the majority of this, YOU SONOFABITCH?

Man. Enjoy, Hicksy.

I have to work to tomorrow, but IT'S STILL VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!

[Dalty]

You can spend an entire day on your couch in your pants, and start drinking at 2pm without being judged by anyone. You lucky, lucky bastard!!!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Don't you get to do this almost every weekend, Dalty?

[Dalty]

Yes, and it's magical!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

YOU SONOFABITCH!

[Dalty]

To the airport! Laterz beatches!!!!

[Dalty]

Greetings from Saigon, Milky Thumpsters!!!!

[Dalty]

Annual leave from work to use?

Last minute ridiculous deal on a flight?

Why, yes!

If anyone wants me I shall be scuba diving in the South China Sea! See you in a week.