IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- Dalty
- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
Still a bitey little fucker though, pee-pee or no.
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- Washer of the Tights - 250 Posts
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
So instead of swimming into your penis hole they latch on to the exterior.
I pee'd in the ocean several years back and felt a burning sensation like I had never felt before.
Canidru.
I pee'd in the ocean several years back and felt a burning sensation like I had never felt before.
Canidru.
- Space Tycoon
- ü83r l33t - 1338 Posts
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
They have those bastards in the Amazon river, though. They tend not feature prominently in the tourism pamphlets.
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- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
Piranhas of the penis.
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
Do you like penis piranhas? Getting caught in the rain?
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
Tears in the rain.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
(Don't pronounce "Tears" the Blade Runner way.)
- Space Tycoon
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
Nothing worse than a crotch, you can never scratch.
- Mal Shot First
- Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
I guess I have a vacation coming up. I'm off from December 17 to January 4. We're going to visit my mother-in-law in Florida for part of that time, so that's something. Then it's back to cold-ass New England!
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
With any luck, you'll be in New England to receive your package.
It's coming.
It's coming.
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- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
Off for Xmas, then back on Jan 5th. Then maybe Phu Quoc or Langkawi on Jan 12th.
- Mal Shot First
- Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
You just made those up hoping nobody would check!
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
If he thought I wouldn't check, he was right.
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- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
They are both real and both on my list. Leave approved at work. BRING IT!
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- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
Seven days to go. Canoe trip in the upper reaches of the Mekong followed by Phu Quoc for scuba diving.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
That may be the whitest sentence ever written.Dalty wrote:Canoe trip in the upper reaches of the Mekong followed by Phu Quoc for scuba diving.
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- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
I wasn't planning on taking a flag and claiming any of it in the name of King George.
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
I think this will be the year I do Cuba.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
Will you do it the way Debbie did Dallas?
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
I'll need to review said film in order to properly answer that question.
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- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
It's over-rated. It's also a liar. At no point does Debbie actually go to Dallas, or engage in coitus with anyone called Dallas.
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- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
I know this because it's available in full on XVideos.
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
"Spacey does Havana"
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- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
I really want to go to Cuba.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!
The climax will almost certainly feature you and a cigar.Space Tycoon wrote:"Spacey does Havana"