IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Anna's Luke and Elsa's Vader. Folks fucking love Vader.

It shouldn't require too much work for you to draw up some parallels.

[Dalty]

With Hicks on this. For all my friends with sub-teenage daughters it is just the most epically amazing thing in their lives. They know the characters, they know the songs off by heart, they dress as those Princesses.

I also don't think Disney knew how big it was going to blow up as everything in the stores and on park seems to be behind the curve on this.

[neglet]

Did not see "Frozen." Do not want to see "Frozen." Feel like I've already seen it, what with the ubiquitous "Let It Go."

Did see "Lion King" when it first came out, and I was almost in my 30s. Knew it was great from the get-go: "Hamlet" on the savannah, with lions and cool Elton tunes.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

It should also be pointed out that Elsa gets the big song. She also has a mutant power in a mostly mutantless world. She's beautiful, "different," and misunderstood. Every girl fancies herself an Elsa. Anna's just the well-meaning protagonist.

[Corporal_Hicks]

With Hicks on this. For all my friends with sub-teenage daughters it is just the most epically amazing thing in their lives. They know the characters, they know the songs off by heart, they dress as those Princesses.

I also don't think Disney knew how big it was going to blow up as everything in the stores and on park seems to be behind the curve on this.

It was an anamoly as it was poorly marketed for what it really is yet was still a gigantic hit.

[Mal Shot First]

It should also be pointed out that Elsa gets the big song. She also has a mutant power in a mostly mutantless world. She's beautiful, "different," and misunderstood. Every girl fancies herself an Elsa. Anna's just the well-meaning protagonist.

When you put it that way, Elsa almost sounds like a Mary Sue.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I honestly thought about bringing it up, but then it occurred to me that she didn't have the World's Two Most Amazing Men fighting over her.

[Dalty]

I honestly thought about bringing it up, but then it occurred to me that she didn't have the World's Two Most Amazing Men fighting over her.

Jakester was a lover, not a fighter. And he'd never even met The Rock, let alone tried to fight him.

[neglet]

Heading to Costa Rica for a long week. You may commence expressions of jealousy. (But this is my first nonfamily vacation of the year, so don't be too jealous.)

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I'm jealous that you're in a position to distinguish between family and non-family vacations.

Well, I guess "jealous" isn't quite the word. I'm envious. Your being able to vacation brings about no threat of personal loss on my end. Unless we're talking about losing your posts for a week. If that's the case, I'm jealous. We'll miss you if you don't check in on occasion.

[Dalty]

I love Costa Rica!

Don't swim in any rivers, OK?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Feel free to pee in a river if you find yourself in one. While the candiru is said to have gone as far north as Costa Rica, its ability and desire to travel up inside people has been highly exaggerated.

[neglet]

Zip lining down a volcano tomorrow, but at least now have reliable wifi. First resort was lovely, hot springs and such, but the wifi was slooooooooooooooo

[neglet]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[neglet]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

Btw, do you know if you hold down the "o" long enough on an ipad, you get diacrits? Grõøvy.

[Dalty]

Negs Vs. The Volcano.

[neglet]

If I had known exactly what "zip lining" meant I don't think they could have dragged me there. But being blissfully unaware that I'd be beginning by traveling 1550 ft some 650 ft above the rainforest, it was too late by the time I realized it. So I sucked it up and eventually had fun.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

What did you think it meant?

[neglet]

What did you think it meant?

I'm not sure, because I wasn't really thinking about it. I guess I kinda thought it was more a way to see stuff in the top of the rainforest rather than a super fast adventure thing.

[Corporal_Hicks]

I have been zip lining in Branson. Beat that.

[Dalty]

Off Leeds Castle, over the River Thames and above Freemont St in Vegas. That's 3 different times, not just the worlds longest zip line!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I'm still too fat to zip in lots of places, but I'm getting closer and closer to being light enough to zip in all places. Not that I really feel a burning desire to zip. That shit's expensive, and I get less of a thrill out of stuff like that than most people seem to.

[Dalty]

I forgot zip lining about in the jungle canopy in Belize. That was fucking amazing, even with the boa constrictors and the bitey fish in the rivers in the caves.

[Corporal_Hicks]

And the little tube like fish that swim into your penis.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Don't fear the candiru. It was a smear campaign.