IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!

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Still a bitey little fucker though, pee-pee or no.
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So instead of swimming into your penis hole they latch on to the exterior.

I pee'd in the ocean several years back and felt a burning sensation like I had never felt before.

Canidru.
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They have those bastards in the Amazon river, though. They tend not feature prominently in the tourism pamphlets.
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Piranhas of the penis.
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Do you like penis piranhas? Getting caught in the rain?
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Tears in the rain.
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(Don't pronounce "Tears" the Blade Runner way.)
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Nothing worse than a crotch, you can never scratch.
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I guess I have a vacation coming up. I'm off from December 17 to January 4. We're going to visit my mother-in-law in Florida for part of that time, so that's something. Then it's back to cold-ass New England!
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With any luck, you'll be in New England to receive your package.

It's coming.
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Off for Xmas, then back on Jan 5th. Then maybe Phu Quoc or Langkawi on Jan 12th.
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You just made those up hoping nobody would check!
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If he thought I wouldn't check, he was right.
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They are both real and both on my list. Leave approved at work. BRING IT!
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Seven days to go. Canoe trip in the upper reaches of the Mekong followed by Phu Quoc for scuba diving.
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Dalty wrote:Canoe trip in the upper reaches of the Mekong followed by Phu Quoc for scuba diving.
That may be the whitest sentence ever written.
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I wasn't planning on taking a flag and claiming any of it in the name of King George.
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I think this will be the year I do Cuba.
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Will you do it the way Debbie did Dallas?
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I'll need to review said film in order to properly answer that question.
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It's over-rated. It's also a liar. At no point does Debbie actually go to Dallas, or engage in coitus with anyone called Dallas.
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I know this because it's available in full on XVideos.
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"Spacey does Havana"
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I really want to go to Cuba.
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Space Tycoon wrote:"Spacey does Havana"
The climax will almost certainly feature you and a cigar.
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