Huffy Flounce

No, not the Michael Douglas who is Michael Keaton.

Here you go.

I think we joked about the possibility of Paul Rudd playing Scott Lang when they wouldn't come right out and say he was Hank Pym, but it looks like he was, indeed, playing Scott Lang.

I never joke.

That's probably why you never make me laugh.

No, that's because I don't want you to laugh. Laughing means feeling good, and I'll be damned if you'll feel good on my watch!

Hey, Quasar. Let me borrow your watch.

Nope.

Are you sure? You don't know what I'm missing.

I know nothing about Ant Man. Should I be starting to care? Is it important?

If it was Pym, there'd be more to know. Basically he shrinks down to ant size and can control ants with his helmet.

I bet Marvel did it to get around the Pym/wife-beating connection. They were probably worried that feminist groups would start protesting days before the release. "Oh, so now we're letting our kids watch movies that glorify wife beaters and turn them into superheroes?! Good move, Hollywood!"

The Westboro Baptists would probably support it.