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Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers
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Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers
You wait until you hear their follow up!
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They look like Doctor Who villains. Goits pic, I mean. Not Bastille.
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That's the Venus of Willendorf.
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Academics now call it the "Woman" of Willendorf.
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Well, I was going to use that corset photo of yours in my autoerotic activites, but now I'm just insulted.scarletregina wrote:I can't fucking stand that Pompeii song.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Decemberists-like vocals on top of them would result in something like Bastille's "Pompeii." (I wrote Bastille's "Pompous" at first. Maybe I should have left it like that.)
So deal with that.
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She has dicktits.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:That's the Venus of Willendorf.
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They're supposed to be acorn tits, but artists back in the day totally sucked.
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I probably should have said something about Bob having bitch tits, but I didn't.
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I am with Spacey on this. I like that song. I own their album.
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She's all about dat ass.Dalty wrote:When did having a fat arse become a sign of sexuality, as opposed to a sign of liking cake too much?
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And I would happily spank it....... and then hide the donuts.
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Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers
It's not like the theme of lovers eternally united in death isn't worth exploring. And unlike Goiter, I don't mind the vocals so much, but instead the sheer laziness of the song. There's clearly potential there, but it feels like they got as far as figuring out what the chorus should be, then tacked on a couple of other lines, and then said, "Welp! Good enough!"Dalty wrote:I am with Spacey on this. I like that song. I own their album.
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I thought it was all about drumming.
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Surely the bass guitar also features as an element. Bass isn't all about drumming.
Here's a song with some b[ad]ass drumming, since no one asked:
I'm the kind of guy who needs a little more than bass. If I don't get it, expect some carping.
Since this post is already swimming in a deep sea of try-too-hard, I'll go ahead and share this again:
http://iknewyouwere.ytmnd.com/
Here's a song with some b[ad]ass drumming, since no one asked:
I'm the kind of guy who needs a little more than bass. If I don't get it, expect some carping.
Since this post is already swimming in a deep sea of try-too-hard, I'll go ahead and share this again:
http://iknewyouwere.ytmnd.com/
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Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers
Speaking of bass, "She Said She Said" is one of the very few Beatles tracks not featuring Paul on bass. It's one of the even fewer tracks, in fact, featuring no Paul at all.
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The percussion is awesome in Bastille's Pompeii. And that chorus makes for excellent driving music.
Of course, every radio announcer seems compelled to talk over the entire opening, as often as not.
Of course, every radio announcer seems compelled to talk over the entire opening, as often as not.
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Ah, the female derriere. I could rhapsodize (as opposed to rap) about that subject for hours. I approve of the way women are now more commonly wearing skin tight leggings as everyday wear. It is a sign of a maturing, progressive era in Western Civilization.
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The subject can be--and, famously, has been--rapped about.
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A common mistake. Sir Mix-A-Lot was just a fan of oversized garden rainwater collection systems.
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I was talking about Juvenile's "Back That Ass Up," A Tribe Called Quest's "Bonita Applebum," Wreckx-N-Effect's “Rump Shaker,” and Mos Def's "Ms. Fat Booty."
Who's Sir Mix-a-Lot?
Who's Sir Mix-a-Lot?
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Don't deny.
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I shall do as my other brothers did before me.
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Don't forget 12 Gauge's "Dunkie Butt"!The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I was talking about Juvenile's "Back That Ass Up," A Tribe Called Quest's "Bonita Applebum," Wreckx-N-Effect's “Rump Shaker,” and Mos Def's "Ms. Fat Booty."
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Dalty wrote:I thought it was all about drumming.
Wait, hold on... You were talking about "Pompeii"?? Honestly, I had never noticed the percussion. It just sounded like standard synth arrangements.Space Tycoon wrote:The percussion is awesome in Bastille's Pompeii. And that chorus makes for excellent driving music.