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Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: September 29th, 2014, 11:48 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Dalty wrote:When did having a fat arse become a sign of sexuality, as opposed to a sign of liking cake too much?
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Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: September 29th, 2014, 12:56 pm
by Dalty
You wait until you hear their follow up!

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: September 29th, 2014, 12:56 pm
by Dalty
They look like Doctor Who villains. Goits pic, I mean. Not Bastille.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: September 29th, 2014, 3:11 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
That's the Venus of Willendorf.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: September 29th, 2014, 3:11 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Academics now call it the "Woman" of Willendorf.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: September 29th, 2014, 3:18 pm
by Space Tycoon
scarletregina wrote:
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Decemberists-like vocals on top of them would result in something like Bastille's "Pompeii." (I wrote Bastille's "Pompous" at first. Maybe I should have left it like that.)
I can't fucking stand that Pompeii song.
Well, I was going to use that corset photo of yours in my autoerotic activites, but now I'm just insulted.

So deal with that.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: September 29th, 2014, 3:19 pm
by Mal Shot First
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:That's the Venus of Willendorf.
She has dicktits.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: September 29th, 2014, 3:44 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
They're supposed to be acorn tits, but artists back in the day totally sucked.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: September 29th, 2014, 3:48 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I probably should have said something about Bob having bitch tits, but I didn't.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 1st, 2014, 12:35 pm
by Dalty
I am with Spacey on this. I like that song. I own their album.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 1st, 2014, 12:51 pm
by Mal Shot First
Dalty wrote:When did having a fat arse become a sign of sexuality, as opposed to a sign of liking cake too much?
She's all about dat ass.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 1st, 2014, 12:53 pm
by Dalty
And I would happily spank it....... and then hide the donuts.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 1st, 2014, 12:57 pm
by Mal Shot First
Dalty wrote:I am with Spacey on this. I like that song. I own their album.
It's not like the theme of lovers eternally united in death isn't worth exploring. And unlike Goiter, I don't mind the vocals so much, but instead the sheer laziness of the song. There's clearly potential there, but it feels like they got as far as figuring out what the chorus should be, then tacked on a couple of other lines, and then said, "Welp! Good enough!"

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 1st, 2014, 1:00 pm
by Dalty
I thought it was all about drumming.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 1st, 2014, 6:53 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Surely the bass guitar also features as an element. Bass isn't all about drumming.

Here's a song with some b[ad]ass drumming, since no one asked:



I'm the kind of guy who needs a little more than bass. If I don't get it, expect some carping.

Since this post is already swimming in a deep sea of try-too-hard, I'll go ahead and share this again:

http://iknewyouwere.ytmnd.com/

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 1st, 2014, 6:56 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Speaking of bass, "She Said She Said" is one of the very few Beatles tracks not featuring Paul on bass. It's one of the even fewer tracks, in fact, featuring no Paul at all.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 1st, 2014, 7:48 pm
by Space Tycoon
The percussion is awesome in Bastille's Pompeii. And that chorus makes for excellent driving music.

Of course, every radio announcer seems compelled to talk over the entire opening, as often as not.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 1st, 2014, 8:08 pm
by Space Tycoon
Ah, the female derriere. I could rhapsodize (as opposed to rap) about that subject for hours. I approve of the way women are now more commonly wearing skin tight leggings as everyday wear. It is a sign of a maturing, progressive era in Western Civilization.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 2nd, 2014, 11:03 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
The subject can be--and, famously, has been--rapped about.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 2nd, 2014, 11:39 am
by Dalty
A common mistake. Sir Mix-A-Lot was just a fan of oversized garden rainwater collection systems.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 2nd, 2014, 1:42 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I was talking about Juvenile's "Back That Ass Up," A Tribe Called Quest's "Bonita Applebum," Wreckx-N-Effect's “Rump Shaker,” and Mos Def's "Ms. Fat Booty."

Who's Sir Mix-a-Lot?

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 2nd, 2014, 2:22 pm
by Dalty
Don't deny.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 2nd, 2014, 2:24 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I shall do as my other brothers did before me.

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 2nd, 2014, 8:05 pm
by Mal Shot First
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I was talking about Juvenile's "Back That Ass Up," A Tribe Called Quest's "Bonita Applebum," Wreckx-N-Effect's “Rump Shaker,” and Mos Def's "Ms. Fat Booty."

Who's Sir Mix-a-Lot?
Don't forget 12 Gauge's "Dunkie Butt"!

Re: Songs that annoy Huffy Flouncers

Posted: October 2nd, 2014, 8:11 pm
by Mal Shot First
Dalty wrote:I thought it was all about drumming.
Space Tycoon wrote:The percussion is awesome in Bastille's Pompeii. And that chorus makes for excellent driving music.
Wait, hold on... You were talking about "Pompeii"?? Honestly, I had never noticed the percussion. It just sounded like standard synth arrangements.