Adam's Free Screenings Thread

[Mal Shot First]

Sucker Punch probably should have ended about 110 minutes earlier than it did.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I think Source Code would have been better if it had ended 15 minutes before it's actual end.

I remember us talking about that.

Sucker Punch probably should have ended about 110 minutes earlier than it did.

I'm not going to look up its running time, but I kinda want to believe it's only 100 minutes long.

[Adam54]

I just Googled. It's 127 minutes of pure, unadulterated, misogynistic horse shit.

[Dalty]

Still haven't seen it. Still don't plan to.

[Adam54]

I'll never watch a Zack Snyder film again for the rest of my life because of it. I remain strong in my one man boycott.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I guess you'll miss this Zack Snyder-directed Springsteen rockumentary, then.

[Dalty]

That's cold Goiter. Don't make him choose like that.

[Adam54]

Oh it's no choice. The Snyder hate is even more powerful than the Springsteen love. That link shall remain unclicked.

[Dalty]

You don't know what you are missing. I never knew all that stuff about Soringsteen. Admittedly I am not an uber-fan like you, but Jeebus, WTF?

[Adam54]

Snagged passes to Will Smith's new one Focus for tomorrow night. The timing after work is gonna be kinda tight, but I'm going to try.

[Adam54]

Went to Our Brand is Crisis tonight. Everyone involved is going to be very, very disappointed when they don't win all the Oscars they're trying for. Not great, not terrible, passed the Six Laughs Test, but nothing super memorable. Would've been a lot better had there not been an entire subplot trying to explain why Sandra Bullock's character was the way she was.

Still, for free? I had a good time. Well worth it if you can ever see it for free.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I can barely imagine the movies I find funny passing the Six Laughs Test. You must be a real laugh slut.

[Space Tycoon]

I just Googled. It's 127 minutes of pure, unadulterated, misogynistic horse shit.

But is any of it at all fappable? I'm just asking on behalf of... this friend of mine.

[Dalty]

Generally everything I do passes the six laugh test. Because if it didn't it would pass the six cry test.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Most things pass the Six Cry Test for me. Same thing goes for the Sex Cry Test.

[Adam54]

I just Googled. It's 127 minutes of pure, unadulterated, misogynistic horse shit.

But is any of it at all fappable? I'm just asking on behalf of... this friend of mine.

Well, yes. But you'll need a shower afterwards.

Or during. Maybe just during.

[Space Tycoon]

Just a shower? Oh, that's nothing, believe me.

[Dalty]

Depends what you are showering in.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Who showers in their Depends?

[Space Tycoon]

I have a problem, okay?! I can't help it. Once that warm water starts to flow...other warm water tries to make the same journey.

They kicked me out of half the gyms in the Greater Toronto Area...so very humiliating.

[Dalty]

It's not the peeing in the shower they don't like. It's the leaping about and calling others attention to it they disapprove of.

[Space Tycoon]

Don't I know it.

[Dalty]

They are just jealous.

[Space Tycoon]

Depends what you are showering in.

Chocolate Rain?

[Dalty]

Prince's less appreciated b-side.