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The Brotherhood Of The Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants.
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Back during the Excelsior days, we sent around a Beach Head action figure. It went from Mags in Alabama to Adman in Canada. It went from Adman in Canada to me in St. Louis. I moved soon afterward and it wound up getting lost in the mix. I still feel bad about it.
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Why didn't you send each other pants?
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Beach Head was wearing pants.
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Are you trying to queer me up, boy?
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Cos I don't mind. As long as you hold me afterwards.
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I'll never let go.
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Awwwwwwwww.
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You two are adorable.
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You complete us.
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It burns us!
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You know, all that anal penetration.
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I won concert tickets to a band I've never really heard of again today. I'm waiting to see if this girl I kinda like wants to come with. If she does, tomorrow night will be that.

If she doesn't, tomorrow night will involve me *gasp* PAYING for a screening of Rosewater followed by a live streamed Q&A with Colbert & Stewart.

I like my life.
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Which band?
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They're called New Politics. It's a show at a little club called the Varsity Theater, which recently won some sort of honor for having the best bathroom in America.
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It really is an impressive bathroom. http://www.bestrestroom.com/us/press/20 ... images.asp
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Adam54 wrote:If she does, tomorrow night will be that.
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Date good Adam. Date good.
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You got any tips for Adam, Captain Banana?
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If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal. If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel.
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And no matter what her parents social class, avoid anal until at least the third date.
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Can I play Springsteen during the anal?

(It's looking like Rosewater for tonight btw)
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Only if it's Tunnel of Love.
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Why? Because it's tougher than the rest.
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It's only inappropriate if I wear a brilliant disguise?
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