Adam's Free Screenings Thread
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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The Brotherhood Of The Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants.
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Back during the Excelsior days, we sent around a Beach Head action figure. It went from Mags in Alabama to Adman in Canada. It went from Adman in Canada to me in St. Louis. I moved soon afterward and it wound up getting lost in the mix. I still feel bad about it.
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Why didn't you send each other pants?
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Beach Head was wearing pants.
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Are you trying to queer me up, boy?
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Cos I don't mind. As long as you hold me afterwards.
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I'll never let go.
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Awwwwwwwww.
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You two are adorable.
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You complete us.
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You know, all that anal penetration.
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I won concert tickets to a band I've never really heard of again today. I'm waiting to see if this girl I kinda like wants to come with. If she does, tomorrow night will be that.
If she doesn't, tomorrow night will involve me *gasp* PAYING for a screening of Rosewater followed by a live streamed Q&A with Colbert & Stewart.
I like my life.
If she doesn't, tomorrow night will involve me *gasp* PAYING for a screening of Rosewater followed by a live streamed Q&A with Colbert & Stewart.
I like my life.
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Which band?
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They're called New Politics. It's a show at a little club called the Varsity Theater, which recently won some sort of honor for having the best bathroom in America.
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It really is an impressive bathroom. http://www.bestrestroom.com/us/press/20 ... images.asp
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Adam54 wrote:If she does, tomorrow night will be that.
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Date good Adam. Date good.
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You got any tips for Adam, Captain Banana?
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If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal. If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel.
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And no matter what her parents social class, avoid anal until at least the third date.
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Can I play Springsteen during the anal?
(It's looking like Rosewater for tonight btw)
(It's looking like Rosewater for tonight btw)
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Only if it's Tunnel of Love.
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Why? Because it's tougher than the rest.
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It's only inappropriate if I wear a brilliant disguise?