Adam's Free Screenings Thread

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Sure, as long as you take one step up and walk like a cautious man when you're alone--especially if you ain't got enough spare parts to cover two faces.

[Adam54]

There's actually a line in Spare Parts which says "Bobby said he'd pull out. Bobby stayed in."

So that seems appropriate.

Carry on, Goiter. I'm on fire.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

You can't jump albums like that!

At least not until Valentine's Day.

[Adam54]

So, through a series of both fortunate and unfortunate events, I got to see Rosewater for free after all.

You might say I live in Lucky Town.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

If I should fall behind my beautiful reward in better days, I might have to take a leap of faith and say you are living proof of the big, muddy local hero.

[Adam54]

My local hero actually lives in Nebraska. His name is Johnny 99.

[Dalty]

Slip on your Spidey costume for the win!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

My local hero actually lives in Nebraska. His name is Johnny 99.

I have reason to believe he's the same former highway patrolman from Atlantic City who moved into my father's mansion on the hill and opened up an all-night used car lot that catered exclusively to state troopers.

[Adam54]

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......DAMN IT!

You win this round.

[Dalty]

I have no idea what you two are talking about.

[Adam54]

It's just the three of us, Dalty.

You, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of.

Damn. Goiter gets a bad rap in that one.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

You've got to learn to live with what you can't rise above.

[Adam54]

I wanna know if it's you I don't trust.

Because I damn sure don't trust myself.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

In your heart you must trust.

[Dalty]

Yoda is here??

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

In his love, we're born again.

[Dalty]

Born again, in this love we are.

[Adam54]

Just got an invite to a 7:30 screening of The Wedding Ringer.

A) That doesn't look very good
B) That's too short of notice.

I passed, but did forward it on to a friend so it may not go to waste.

That friend, however, was not Goiter. Sorry, Goiter.

[Adam54]

Just snagged two tickets to the inexplicable theatrical release of the pilot episode of Empire. I have no interest in this show at all, but it'll be an hour of my life and for some inexplicable reason, popcorn and soda will be provided. I'll be damned if I'm ever gonna turn down free food.

[Dalty]

Free kebab or GTFO.

[Adam54]

Awards season has started, and along with it comes two free passes to the new Nick Hornby/Reese Witherspoon movie "Wild" on Monday. Might actually have to go to this one!!

[neglet]

How is "Wild" a Nick Hornby movie?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Because it deals with navigating the privileged white experience in order to find oneself?

[Adam54]

How is "Wild" a Nick Hornby movie?

He wrote the screenplay, unless I'm quite mistaken.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I'm pretty sure negs already knew that.