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Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 11:13 am
by Adam54
I just got my first offer (that I'm actually able to attend) in a long time. Two free passes this Wednesday for something called Gods of Egypt.
Upon initial review, this looks horrible. But it would be free. Do I go? What do you people know about it?
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 12:27 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
You should go to it.
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 12:43 pm
by Adam54
Because it would be free or because it would be terrible and you want me to suffer for two hours?
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 12:44 pm
by Dalty
It can't be any worse than Clash Of The Titans.
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 12:45 pm
by Adam54
I've never seen Clash of the Titans.
Wait. Is this a sequel to that terrible looking Exodus movie from last year?
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 1:09 pm
by Dalty
Nope - this is all new! Proyas isn't it?
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 2:04 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Adam54 wrote:Because it would be free or because it would be terrible and you want me to suffer for two hours?
I see through this. So does Fake Strider.
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 2:37 pm
by Adam54
It's getting to be that a guy can't even ask a legitimate question with more than one possible answer around this place anymore!
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 3:36 pm
by Dalty
Only if there are two possible outcomes.
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 3:36 pm
by Dalty
Or cruelty is involved.
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 3:54 pm
by Adam54
If Fake Strider wouldn't take my accidental bait, there's no way he's taking yours.
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 4:14 pm
by Dalty
Out of cruelty?
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 4:47 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
No. He still has plenty cruelty.
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 4:48 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
(I wonder how many more times I will make that joke before I die. Probably at least one more time. Maybe more.)
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 22nd, 2016, 5:45 pm
by neglet
You hadn't posted in here for so long, I thought this was a ploy to touch people inappropriately, you know, like "free breast cancer screening," or, more likely considering the make-up of this board, "free testicular cancer screening."
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 23rd, 2016, 1:44 am
by Dalty
Balls!
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 23rd, 2016, 3:47 pm
by Adam54
neglet wrote:You hadn't posted in here for so long, I thought this was a ploy to touch people inappropriately, you know, like "free breast cancer screening," or, more likely considering the make-up of this board, "free testicular cancer screening."
Now there's an idea!
Get over here, Dimple.
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 23rd, 2016, 8:09 pm
by neglet
Dimples in that testicular screening might be indicative of an issue. Better get it checked out!
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 24th, 2016, 2:03 pm
by Dalty
Do I need to bend over and recite the words to HMS Pinafore yet again Adam?
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 24th, 2016, 2:04 pm
by Adam54
You know a better way to do it?
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 24th, 2016, 2:08 pm
by Dalty
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral......
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 25th, 2016, 10:19 am
by Adam54
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:You should go to it.
I didn't go to it.
I'm waiting to hear back on whether or not I've won screening passes to
London Has Fallen.
THAT I would not miss.
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 25th, 2016, 12:37 pm
by Dalty
I looked, it hasn't.
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 25th, 2016, 2:13 pm
by Adam54
Give it time, mate. The film isn't released for another week or two. I'm so excited they've made a sequel. This has all the potential in the world to become my favorite action film series so long as it's still going once Fast & Furious finishes up.
Re: Adam's Free Screenings Thread
Posted: February 25th, 2016, 3:20 pm
by Dalty
Like F&F, the first one was stupid silliness of the highest order but entertaining as fuck. I also enjoyed "White House Down" though so who am I to judge anything?