The Fast & Furious Thread
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
What if we all hung out somewhere different online with different people when we weren't here with Adam??
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
You mean like what I do with Corona's hidden forums, where Jack and Quasar still post?
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
You mean like I did with Lolita for a while there?
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
Too soon!
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
If "Posting in the hidden forums" isn't a euphemism for boning, then I don't know what is.
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
We were making that joke fifteen years ago, Adam.
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
That's half my life ago! I didn't understand then!
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Here comes Dalty's stock "Ghost of Jobs" comment.
This is "Steve Jaws," a character in Yokai (Ghost) Watch. It could not be more perfect for ol' Money Bags.
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
The only thing that would be more perfect would be if the Ghost of Jobs somehow prevented him from seeing it.
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
The ghost of Steve Jobs has been foiled...... this time.
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
Five weeks to go!!
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
What happens in five weeks?
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
The greatest sequel of all time comes out in theaters!
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
Oh wait...that's the one with the cars an' shit, right? They still making those movies?
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
Mhmm! And how!
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
The white guy died, though, yeah? So that means they gotta find another Cockashun.
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
You mean another Cock-Asian?
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
They done found them an Alabamian to take his place.
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
Adam is from Miami..... no wait, Minneapolis or somewhere, via Norway.
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
Sounds like something from one of Dalty's Far East vacays.Mal Shot First wrote:You mean another Cock-Asian?
"I say, I rawther look forward to cocking some Asian tonight!"
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
That's not where I thought you were going with that. It sounded at first as if we were about to enter ladyboy territory.
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
Shit, I didn't think of that. I'm getting slower.Mal Shot First wrote:That's not where I thought you were going with that. It sounded at first as if we were about to enter ladyboy territory.
I almost entered ladyboy territory once. But What Happens In Rio Stays In Rio.
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
That's different from Panama. What happens in Panama doesn't stay in Panama when what happens in Panama is scabies.
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
What exactly is scabies, anyway? Sounds like a cross between scurvy and rabies.
I guess I could consult Wikipedia, but I have people for that.
I guess I could consult Wikipedia, but I have people for that.
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Re: Fast & Furious 7 Trailer
They're microscopic mites that burrow into your flesh, lay eggs, and die. The eggs hatch. The new mites burrow and fuck and burrow and fuck, lay eggs, and die. They are most active at night.
It took me a couple months to get rid of them. They itch like a motherfucker.
It took me a couple months to get rid of them. They itch like a motherfucker.