The Fast & Furious Thread

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Before you do that, why don't you plug in the words Mal, Jubbers, and I gave you? Let us read those Mad Libs, yo.

[Adam54]

Tonight! This very night!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Fine. Put your makeup on and fix your hair up pretty and post 'em tonight.

[Adam54]

Will I first need to travel to Atlantic City?

No one does that anymore, Goiter. No one.

[Dalty]

Trump does.

[Adam54]

Don't you dare speak to me in this, the holiest of all threads, you...you...you limey Vin Diesel hater you!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Tonight's tomorrow. Where's our Mad Libs, Adam?

[Adam54]

Damn it!! I fell asleep on the couch waiting for my clothes to dry. On it now.

[Dalty]

It's another Dance of a Thousand Goiters.

Hicks' Jaws The Revenge review will turn up first.

[Adam54]

At this point, I'd wager the Dance of a Thousand Goiters pops up before you'll have seen Furious 7.

[Jubbers]

I could sure use a Dance of a Thousand Goiters.

Goiter's mom has got some bizarre half-broken wireless that ipsies out all the time, meaning that I am without the ability to skype with Goiter and Jubboiter.

The only pictures Goiter has bothered to send me have been the following: one of his hell-fire red allergy eyes and one of a dead frog with its entrails hanging all out of its belly, its bottom half eaten away by a cat, who likely took its meal of frog legs while their owner was still alive.

Fuckin' Alabama.

[Dalty]

Adam, how can you disappoint our Forum Mommy? Get dancing.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

The only pictures Goiter has bothered to send me have been the following: one of his hell-fire red allergy eyes and one of a dead frog with its entrails hanging all out of its belly, its bottom half eaten away by a cat, who likely took its meal of frog legs while their owner was still alive.

That's so Goiter!

[Adam54]

Adam, how can you disappoint our Forum Mommy? Get dancing.

You watch Furious 7, I'll send video of me doing the Dance of a Thousand Goiters.

I give you the most solmen, sincere vow a Skoglund can give.

[Dalty]

Never happen.

[Adam54]

You'll never watch the movie or I'll never dance the dance?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Fake Strider knows what you're doing.

[Adam54]

He's a step ahead of me on this one then.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

He doesn't step. He strides.

[Dalty]

No he doesn't, he's a fake.

[Adam54]

Vin Diesel apparently has gotten the green light for one "last" trilogy.

http://www.accesshollywood.com/vin-dies ... cle_113017

I was going to say that Dalty's prayers have been answered, but I think we all know this will just lead to an inevitable reboot with a younger cast. No way the studio gives up on this license to print money.

[Dalty]

Wait, the fat guy in the dirty vest has a say in actual things??

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Fat Guy in a Dirty Vest!
Fat Guy in a Dirty Vest!

*rip*

[Dalty]

http://sniffpetrol.com/2015/10/02/epa-t ... hPd9JR4WrU

[Adam54]

Blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!

Have you watched #7 yet, Dimple? Do I need to have a Blu Ray mailed to your door?