The Fast & Furious Thread

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It'll be on Sky TV soon.
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My assumption is that, for the vast majority of humans, this "Sky TV" is only available for viewing on overseas flights. What applies to the vast majority of humans doesn't apply to Ol' Moneybags, of course.
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Dalty wrote:It'll be on Sky TV soon.
I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in you.
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Oh, I bet you have.
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Dalty's just getting warmed up. There's way more disappointment in store.
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You can tell that's the evil version of Hercules. You know, because of the "Mirror, Mirror"-like goatee.

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Hercules has been sick.
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FF7 is coming to Sky TV.

(Raises glass) - For Adam!
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Don't toy with my emotions like this, Dimple.
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It'll be on towards the end of June I think.
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Is it no longer playing in theatres?
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Nope, it's ready for the On-Demand release.
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*sigh* So disappointed in you.

I watched Jaws almost immediately after you suggested it to me! I'm hurt you didn't rush right out and do the same for Furious 7!
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I watched Furious 5 and Furious 6 (the looooong runway edition) after that. What more do you WANT, GODDAMMIT!!!

Sometimes I just don't feel like I can ever keep you happy (sigh)
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You STILL haven't given wrestling a proper try!

*sigh* I just don't know if this is going to work out between us, Dimple. You just don't give in to my every demand as often as you should.
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Here's where Dalty PMs me to try to convince me to tell Adam he died.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:My assumption is that, for the vast majority of humans, this "Sky TV" is only available for viewing on overseas flights. What applies to the vast majority of humans doesn't apply to Ol' Moneybags, of course.
Nope - Sky TV is my satellite TV set up. I have to confess it's a Murdoch owned platform.

http://www.sky.com
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Here's where Dalty PMs me to try to convince me to tell Adam he died.
Adam is a soon-to-be Ex-Mrs. Dalty.
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Dalty sure does like to throw around the "Mrs."

This is how we know he's rich. I'd get arrested if I threw around the "Mrs."

Of course, in my case, it would be an actual "Mrs." It wouldn't be one of Dalty's pretend missuses.

Again, even if they were real missuses, he wouldn't be arrested for his misuses of his missuses.
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Spousal abuse?????? How very dare you.
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Dalty wrote:It'll be on towards the end of June I think.
Well? It's now July 8th. How was it?
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It's not on yet. Demand must be really low.
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Oh that's it! Somebody start a Huffy Flounce Divorce Court thread! I'm breaking up with Dalty! :(
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