Huffy Flounce

What if we all hung out somewhere different online with different people when we weren't here with Adam??

You mean like what I do with Corona's hidden forums, where Jack and Quasar still post?

You mean like I did with Lolita for a while there?

Too soon!

If "Posting in the hidden forums" isn't a euphemism for boning, then I don't know what is.

We were making that joke fifteen years ago, Adam.

That's half my life ago! I didn't understand then!

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Here comes Dalty's stock "Ghost of Jobs" comment.

This is "Steve Jaws," a character in Yokai (Ghost) Watch. It could not be more perfect for ol' Money Bags.

The only thing that would be more perfect would be if the Ghost of Jobs somehow prevented him from seeing it.

The ghost of Steve Jobs has been foiled...... this time.

Five weeks to go!!

What happens in five weeks?

The greatest sequel of all time comes out in theaters!

Oh wait...that's the one with the cars an' shit, right? They still making those movies?

Mhmm! And how!

The white guy died, though, yeah? So that means they gotta find another Cockashun.

You mean another Cock-Asian?

They done found them an Alabamian to take his place.

Adam is from Miami..... no wait, Minneapolis or somewhere, via Norway.

Mal Shot First wrote:You mean another Cock-Asian?

Sounds like something from one of Dalty's Far East vacays.

"I say, I rawther look forward to cocking some Asian tonight!"

That's not where I thought you were going with that. It sounded at first as if we were about to enter ladyboy territory.

Mal Shot First wrote:That's not where I thought you were going with that. It sounded at first as if we were about to enter ladyboy territory.

Shit, I didn't think of that. I'm getting slower.

I almost entered ladyboy territory once. But What Happens In Rio Stays In Rio.

That's different from Panama. What happens in Panama doesn't stay in Panama when what happens in Panama is scabies.

What exactly is scabies, anyway? Sounds like a cross between scurvy and rabies.

I guess I could consult Wikipedia, but I have people for that.

They're microscopic mites that burrow into your flesh, lay eggs, and die. The eggs hatch. The new mites burrow and fuck and burrow and fuck, lay eggs, and die. They are most active at night.

It took me a couple months to get rid of them. They itch like a motherfucker.