Huffy Flounce

I haven't watched a basketball game since the mid-nineties, so all I know about LeBron is that a lot of people hate him. Also, I think maybe he's cried a few times? I didn't know about the flopping. I found a compilation video:



After the first one, I thought maybe there was a chance he was genuinely knocked off balance. Then I kept watching. Dude's definitely a flopper.

Looks like he just can't stand (in) the Heat.

Sniper!!!!

Racist!

Yeah, he's soccor level flopping!

That's what I meant. When one of those soft fancy foreign johnnies who don't like it up 'em falls over theatrically in real football, we say they went down like there was a sniper.

"Kiowa, who saw it happen, said it was like watching a rock fall, or a big sandbag or something--just boom, then down--not like the movies where the dead guy rolls around and does fancy spins and goes ass over teakettle--not like that, Kiowa said, the poor bastard just flat-fuck fell. Boom. Down. Nothing else."

Either Gustavo whatshisname or that other dude with the Irish name?

Tim O'Brien.

The writer named Tim O'Brien, that is. Not the artist or the musician.

My favorite O'Brien is Flann O'Brien.

In reality, Flann O'Brien wasn't Flann O'Brien. He was Brian O'Nolan.

That's the puppy!

Still not as bad as this:

Dirty, cheating foreign johnnies. They don't like it up 'em...... unless they put it up 'em themselves!

That was awesome.

In the Latin American countries cheating is endemic in football.

Are the wives pretty understanding?

Generally.

Are they understandingly pretty?

Most of them. You won't find too many munters as footballers wives!