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Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 10th, 2015, 10:36 pm
by Mal Shot First
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Cold, Dalty.
Dalty wrote:Preferably.
Maybe you should come where I live and I'll move to England. At least there I won't have a six-foot pile of snow in my yard.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 10th, 2015, 10:39 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Could it be shaped into a pretty decent Jabba with a little effort? If so, you ought to shape it.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 10th, 2015, 10:49 pm
by Mal Shot First
Sure, if you felt like digging through a pile of dirty snow.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 10th, 2015, 11:46 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
"Stop that! My hands are dirty!"
"My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?"

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 10th, 2015, 11:46 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
"This Bosnian American is my kind of scum... fearless and inventive!"

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 11th, 2015, 1:37 am
by Dalty
Snow gets everywhere.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 11th, 2015, 2:01 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Weird as it may seem, I don't think anyone uses the word "snow" in Empire Strikes Back. It was used in the marketing/merchandising (most notably with "snowspeeder"), but I can't remember a single occurrence of its being spoken in the movie. Somehow, this adds to the realism for me and helps sell the setting. They've been there a while. For them, the snow is less something to comment on and more something that's just there.

I feel like a lesser script would have beaten the audience over the head with the word, the same way a lesser stand-up will use the name of the celebrity being impersonating over and over during the impersonation. ("You little Girlie Man! I am Arnold Schwarzenegger! I will crush you! I will crush you with my Hummer, because I, Arnold Schwarzenegger, drive a Hummer and am Arnold Schwarzenegger! I will crush you, and then I'll be back... ing up to crush you again! It's not a TROOPAH! It's a Hummer! Get to da CHARGAH and see if you can outrun Arnold's Hummer! Hasta LeBaron! Automobile humor! Arnold! Governator! EEiOHaaGHHRAAG!") Good going, Empire Strikes Back script.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 11th, 2015, 12:13 pm
by Dalty
Maybe it mentioned snow a thousand times but the cast just ad-libbed it away. I think Empire might be Ford's best performance on screen.

Too much mugging in Last Crusade. Too bored in Jedi. Maybe Temple of Doom? Certainly better than any Jack Ryan's or later outings like Air Force One.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 11th, 2015, 1:54 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It's only ever in the stage directions in the shooting script.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 11th, 2015, 8:57 pm
by Adam54
Sure didn't take Walker long to start acting like a real Republican Presidential candidate.

http://news.yahoo.com/walker-meets-brit ... 38355.html

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 12th, 2015, 11:44 am
by Dalty
I wish we could have some Democrats over here. Currently the left are basically communist, the so-called right are so centralist they are ineffective in any position, and the right-right are fucking scarey.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 12th, 2015, 12:14 pm
by Adam54
You've got Democrats then. Our Democrats are center/center-right. I'd kill for an effective left wing party.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 12th, 2015, 2:30 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
In Mother Russia, effective left wing party kills for you.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 12th, 2015, 3:09 pm
by Dalty
No, your Democrats are, at even their most leftist, right.

But at least they aren't batshit crazy right wing loon-cakes or Socialist morons with no grip on reality.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 12th, 2015, 8:01 pm
by Adam54
I'd like to do a little research on British politics, Dimple. Give me some party names. Who is the communist-left group you mentioned before? Who's the centrist right and who are the scary right?

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 13th, 2015, 11:51 am
by Dalty
BNP / EDL types on the far right. Inside them is UKIP, Conservatives closer to the centre under Cameron. Labour are socialist loons under Miliband. SNP further left.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 13th, 2015, 12:50 pm
by Dalty
People mistakenly believe the Lib Dems to be in the middle, but they are actually am offshoot of Labour when they were similarly leftist and are a protest party. They will likely get wiped out at the next election.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 13th, 2015, 3:19 pm
by Adam54
I'll have to research where Labour stands these days. I haven't paid much attention to them since Brown got booted out.

As far as the Lib Dems...is the imminent death of that party the only reason Nick Clegg hasn't been replaced yet? Sort of a "Eh, we'll disband soon anyway. May as well let him carry us all the way down." mentality?

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 13th, 2015, 4:00 pm
by Dalty
He's Deputy PM in the coalition so they are stuck with him until the election.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 13th, 2015, 5:27 pm
by Space Tycoon
I understand John Cleese was/is a LibDem supporter.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 14th, 2015, 2:53 am
by Dalty
Really? That surprises me.

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 14th, 2015, 6:49 am
by Space Tycoon

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 14th, 2015, 8:45 am
by Dalty
Well, well, well! Never knew that!

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 14th, 2015, 8:45 am
by Dalty
Looks like he won't be happy after the election in May then!

Re: The 2016 Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidate

Posted: February 14th, 2015, 2:57 pm
by Space Tycoon
Maybe he could help broadcast the results then: