The 2016 Sleazy Elitist Democratic Presidential Candidates

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Re: The 2016 Sleazy Elitist Democratic Presidential Candidates

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Space Tycoon wrote:Yeah, Hillary's a slippery one:

http://www.thenation.com/article/hillar ... tastrophe/
Slick Hilly?
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My God, the 90's are coming back...
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Is there a Bush involved?
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Well, of course there is.
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How about a Jazzy Jeff? It's not the 90s without a Jazzy Jeff.
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How 'bout Not-So-Jazzy-Jeb?
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It'll do!
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If either He or She becomes President....I may finally abandon democracy as a principle and become a full-on anarchist.
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But who would empty the trash??
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Well, maybe I exaggerate. Not so much an anarchist as a world-weary, amoral cynic.
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There's apparently a second Democratic debate scheduled for this Saturday night. The DNC is taking some widely deserved criticism for their scheduling of these debates, as they're clearly meant to be seen by the fewest amount of people possible, which is code for "let's protect Hillary."

Ridiculous, and it could well cost them.
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Well, that would the sleazy, elitist thing to do. ;)
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What are you talking about? Saturday night is a prime time spot!

At least it used to be for me when I was a kid. All the best movies came on TV Saturday evening.
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Yeah, well, when I was a kid on Saturday night, there was no way I was sitting at home watching tv. No way man, I was hitting the clubs, parties, making time with hotties, getting laid big time....




....eh, no I wasn't.
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Is that what "Down with the kids" means?
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Are you setting us up to make an incredibly insensitive joke?
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Let us hope not.
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I don't know any insensitive jokes.
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You know me.
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You are very sensitive.
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Not below the waist.
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Well stop touching it until the feeling comes back then!
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Well, we certainly have the "sleazy" aspect of this thread covered...
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You're welcome!
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Dalty wrote:Well stop touching it until the feeling comes back then!
The feeling's probably not going to come back. Not all nerve damage can repair itself.
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