Somebody tell Goiter.....
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
Merle Haggard died.
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Will Smith died.
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
Not THAT one.
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Every human Will Smith has human value. Rest in peace, dead Will Smiths of the world.
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I just imagine Dalty being confused by all things NFL and wanted to make sure he knew there was more than one Will Smith out there.
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Are you saying all Will Smiths look alike? You crazy racialist!!
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David Gest died.
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Gareth Thomas died.
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Chyna died.
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Guy Hamilton (Bond Director) died.
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Prince died!
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Dark day in Minnesota. He's one of our few legitimate home-grown icons.
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
The only way I know how to deal with this is to jerk off to 1 Night in Chyna while listening to "1999."
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
Which makes this different than any other Thursday how, exactly?
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It's different. It makes Thursday's jerk the same as Tuesday's Jerk. I'm going to have to double next week's Thursday jerk to even things out.
- Dalty
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2016 appears to be a dark year. I am sure statistically it's not, but perception wise....
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God help 2016 if it attacks Springsteen next.
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
Just make sure you don't jerk off to "1999" while listening to "1 Night in Chyna."The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:The only way I know how to deal with this is to jerk off to 1 Night in Chyna while listening to "1999."
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Usually, he jerks off to "Sexy MF".Adam54 wrote:Which makes this different than any other Thursday how, exactly?
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Fix'd.Mal Shot First wrote:Usually, he jerks off, sexily, M-F.
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Prince was kind of a dick. There was the constant proselytizing, the contract breaking, the Kevin Smith thing, the Weird Al thing, the Charlie Murphy thing, the mild homophobia (also known as "the Michael Jackson thing"), and that thing where Prince made it so that anybody who uploaded any of Prince's studio tracks to YouTube got slapped with a cease-and-desist.
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Okay, with that post from Goits I feel like I'm in a safe enough space to say this over here. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in Minnesota not devastated (or pretending to be devastated) by the death of Prince. He's in that Michael Jackson camp for me, honestly. I can certainly see a talent there, not really my type of music, and both of them were just weird, weird dudes.
I work, oh, 15-20 minutes from he was found today and it's all anybody could talk about once the news got out. I'm already tired of hearing about it, honestly.
I work, oh, 15-20 minutes from he was found today and it's all anybody could talk about once the news got out. I'm already tired of hearing about it, honestly.
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Loved Prince. Liked his style, attitude, demeanour and of course the music.
Sad day for music lovers.
Sad day for music lovers.
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Adam54 wrote:Okay, with that post from Goits I feel like I'm in a safe enough space to say this over here. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in Minnesota not devastated (or pretending to be devastated) by the death of Prince. He's in that Michael Jackson camp for me, honestly. I can certainly see a talent there, not really my type of music, and both of them were just weird, weird dudes.
I work, oh, 15-20 minutes from he was found today and it's all anybody could talk about once the news got out. I'm already tired of hearing about it, honestly.
I retract most of this post. There's a giant dance party going on in front of First Avenue right now and anybody who inspires something like that is a-okay in my book.