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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 5th, 2016, 1:10 pm
by Dalty

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 6th, 2016, 1:28 pm
by Adam54
Merle Haggard died.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 10th, 2016, 3:01 am
by Dalty
Will Smith died.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 10th, 2016, 10:19 am
by Adam54
Not THAT one.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 10th, 2016, 10:53 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Every human Will Smith has human value. Rest in peace, dead Will Smiths of the world.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 10th, 2016, 11:10 am
by Adam54
I just imagine Dalty being confused by all things NFL and wanted to make sure he knew there was more than one Will Smith out there.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 10th, 2016, 12:32 pm
by Dalty
Are you saying all Will Smiths look alike? You crazy racialist!!

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 12th, 2016, 9:27 am
by Dalty
David Gest died.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 14th, 2016, 8:37 am
by Dalty
Gareth Thomas died.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 12:23 am
by Dalty
Chyna died.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 7:31 am
by Dalty
Guy Hamilton (Bond Director) died.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 11:30 am
by Adam54
Prince died!

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 11:39 am
by Adam54
Dark day in Minnesota. He's one of our few legitimate home-grown icons.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 11:41 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
The only way I know how to deal with this is to jerk off to 1 Night in Chyna while listening to "1999."

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 12:09 pm
by Adam54
Which makes this different than any other Thursday how, exactly?

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 12:14 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It's different. It makes Thursday's jerk the same as Tuesday's Jerk. I'm going to have to double next week's Thursday jerk to even things out.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 2:26 pm
by Dalty
2016 appears to be a dark year. I am sure statistically it's not, but perception wise....

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 2:43 pm
by Adam54
God help 2016 if it attacks Springsteen next.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 2:56 pm
by Master Skywalker
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:The only way I know how to deal with this is to jerk off to 1 Night in Chyna while listening to "1999."
Just make sure you don't jerk off to "1999" while listening to "1 Night in Chyna."

:?

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 5:42 pm
by Mal Shot First
Adam54 wrote:Which makes this different than any other Thursday how, exactly?
Usually, he jerks off to "Sexy MF".

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 6:42 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Mal Shot First wrote:Usually, he jerks off, sexily, M-F.
Fix'd.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 7:10 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Prince was kind of a dick. There was the constant proselytizing, the contract breaking, the Kevin Smith thing, the Weird Al thing, the Charlie Murphy thing, the mild homophobia (also known as "the Michael Jackson thing"), and that thing where Prince made it so that anybody who uploaded any of Prince's studio tracks to YouTube got slapped with a cease-and-desist.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 7:31 pm
by Adam54
Okay, with that post from Goits I feel like I'm in a safe enough space to say this over here. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in Minnesota not devastated (or pretending to be devastated) by the death of Prince. He's in that Michael Jackson camp for me, honestly. I can certainly see a talent there, not really my type of music, and both of them were just weird, weird dudes.

I work, oh, 15-20 minutes from he was found today and it's all anybody could talk about once the news got out. I'm already tired of hearing about it, honestly.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 7:43 pm
by Space Tycoon
Loved Prince. Liked his style, attitude, demeanour and of course the music.

Sad day for music lovers.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 21st, 2016, 10:00 pm
by Adam54
Adam54 wrote:Okay, with that post from Goits I feel like I'm in a safe enough space to say this over here. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in Minnesota not devastated (or pretending to be devastated) by the death of Prince. He's in that Michael Jackson camp for me, honestly. I can certainly see a talent there, not really my type of music, and both of them were just weird, weird dudes.

I work, oh, 15-20 minutes from he was found today and it's all anybody could talk about once the news got out. I'm already tired of hearing about it, honestly.

I retract most of this post. There's a giant dance party going on in front of First Avenue right now and anybody who inspires something like that is a-okay in my book.