The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
Undercover work is hard when you are the only Latino in the galaxy.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
Jimmy Smits is half Puerto Rican. Does that count?
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
Manny Both-Hanz secret identity is Bail Organa? Sneaky bastard!!!
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
"Bail Organa" sounds like a euphemism for ejaculation.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
It would sound really awkward in a porno: "Oh, baby, I'm gonna bail organa!"
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
It wouldn't sound all that awkward in a Star Wars-themed porno.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
"Bend over baby, I gotta Wedge that Antilles!!"
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
"She don't need no man. She does it Han Solo."
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"Get in there, you big, furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"At that speed, do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"Sorry about the mess."
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"At that speed, do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"Sorry about the mess."
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
Goiter just ruined it.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
Who better to destroy it than its creator?
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
Threadacide????
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
I think I want to hear some tales of Manuel Both-Hanz.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
His penis was so huge that masturbation required both hanz.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
I think he sounds like a stone cold pimp.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
Either that or he had unusually small hanz.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
Shouldn't that be Manual Both-Hanz?Dalty wrote:I think I want to hear some tales of Manuel Both-Hanz.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
Here's the tale of how the desert planet of Hoth was mistaken for an ice planet:Dalty wrote:I think I want to hear some tales of Manuel Both-Hanz.
There once was a Wampa named Both-Hanz
Who liked to build castles in Hoth sands.
He liked it so much
He shot off to the touch
And covered the planet in white strands.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
Not enough derring. Plenty of do.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
This old Jedi returned to talk of wars amongst the stars with old friends, and walked straight into a pun storm. Thursty (I'm just going to call you that, despite your moniker), your last round of exchanges just reminded me of the numerous name-play threads we used to have on CA's Star Wars forum. I should revive some of those. That was a lot of fun.
It's been a few days, but I'll do my best to sum up my reaction to the new teaser in one word:
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
My subsequent posts shall have more cogent thoughts.
It's been a few days, but I'll do my best to sum up my reaction to the new teaser in one word:
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
My subsequent posts shall have more cogent thoughts.
On December 20, 2019, the Greatest Saga Ever... concludes.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
I get called Thursty a lot 'round these here parts, Ulic. (I'm going to call you that, despite your moniker.)
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
I was hoping someone would say, "That doesn't count for Dooku!"The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Jimmy Smits is half Puerto Rican. Does that count?
No one said it, so I'm forced to say it myself.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
Oh, yes. You had no choice.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
The midi-chlorians did it. They used me as a vessel. They controlled my actions. Contrary to Old Ben's assurances, though, they didn't obey my commands.
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Re: The New-Star-Wars-Teasers-Get-Their-Own-Threads Thread
All Rogue One teaser posts appear to have been Disney'd to death!