Bats v Supes

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How very dare you! I never mention my tits!!!
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It's actually a friend of ours who was formerly (still is?) in our graduate program and whose name rhymes with "twisty short story."
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She thought I lacked ambition.
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Mal Shot First wrote: "twisty short story."
I am now trying, and failing, to apply all manner of female names to that.
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And Misty McLaurie never came up?
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Not after we weighted her down.
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I bet it took a lot. Those breasts of hers are massive.
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If she may say so herself.
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After multiple attempts to sink her failed, the villagers concluded she was a duck.
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I want to meet a lady called Misty with big boobs. Where do I find one?
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Found:

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These aren't the mountains you are looking for!
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new trailer
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I'm at a noisy bar(shocking, I know) so I can't really hear the dialogue.

I'm too cheap to buy earphones. It looks... I don't know. Bats is packing? Really?

I shall reserve judgement.
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They seem to be throwing everything but the kitchen sink into this movie. I think that bodes worse for it than the fact that Batman is wielding a gun.
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yeah I am really not feeling this movie.
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Well now I've heard the dialogue. Some amusing lines from Wayne, but I am not too crazy about Eisenberg as Luthor. And Supes just seems angry all the time. Wasn't Superman supposed to be the upbeat one?
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Don't make Goiter do his Bats/Gun thing again, I beg you!!!!
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