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Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 16th, 2014, 10:53 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
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rrrm ff bv vg vb

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 16th, 2014, 10:54 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
(She was interrupting a cha0t, so I deci0000ded to give her a sandbox. She's also interrupting tfrhis parenthetical aside.)

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 16th, 2014, 12:11 pm
by Dalty
How shall we rrrm ff bv vg vb, oh destroyer of worlds?

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 16th, 2014, 12:15 pm
by Quasar
Suck up.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 16th, 2014, 12:30 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Quasar's right. That's exactly how.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 16th, 2014, 12:34 pm
by Dalty
She will remember.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 16th, 2014, 12:40 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It is for this reason that I've never shaken her.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 16th, 2014, 12:42 pm
by Dalty
Also that.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 16th, 2014, 12:59 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I should be clear:

I didn't abstain from shaking her because I was worried it would somehow damage her memory, I abstained from shaking her her because I knew she'd remember, and I don't want her shaking me when she outgrows me.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 16th, 2014, 1:19 pm
by Dalty
She's already taller than me.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 16th, 2014, 1:22 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
She comes up past my knee, so you're probably right.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 17th, 2014, 3:26 am
by Dalty
I will be more worried when she starts talking.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 22nd, 2014, 9:06 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 22nd, 2014, 9:11 am
by Dalty
Well, personally I would let unemployment settle before raising interest rates to tackle inflation. But I understand where you are coming from.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 22nd, 2014, 10:05 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I'd create an account for her, but I don't want to hear you whining about how there's yet another sock puppet on the board.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 22nd, 2014, 10:29 am
by Dalty
I am not allowed wine at the moment.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 5:30 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Jubboiter is sick, she is cranky, and she isn't eating as much as she is supposed to. Does anyone know what to feed a kid who very clearly doesn't want to eat?

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 5:31 pm
by Fake Strider
Why not broth?

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 6:01 pm
by Dalty
Vodka.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 11:19 pm
by neglet
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Jubboiter is sick, she is cranky, and she isn't eating as much as she is supposed to. Does anyone know what to feed a kid who very clearly doesn't want to eat?
I only know kittens. They attack baby food like it's crack. I don't think feeding your baby kitten food will work, sorry.

Actually, just offer a variety of stuff. If she likes something specific she'll eat it over and over. Kids are annoying like that. When my cousin was little he only ate yellow food.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 11:51 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
neglet wrote:I don't think feeding your baby kitten food will work, sorry.
That's all right. I don't have a baby kitten to feed food to.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 29th, 2014, 2:57 am
by Jubbers
Jubboiter has decreed that we should all have colds and be miserable like her.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 29th, 2014, 7:33 am
by Dalty
All children are little, toddling bio-weapons. This is a fact.

Re: Jubboiter Decrees

Posted: January 29th, 2014, 1:36 pm
by Mal Shot First
Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:All children are little, toddling bio-weapons. That's a fact, Jack.
Fix'd.