British Open
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colmatrix
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British Open
Anyone else watching? I'm rooting for Fowler. Part of me would also like to see Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods do so well. I like to see the old guys do well, and I cant exactly say why I want Tiger to win, but I do.
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colmatrix
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Re: British Open
Also, I want to say that I enjoy these golf majors so much. They are better than most sporting events, short of the super bowl and few others. I've been enjoying the Gold Cup in soccer as well, the Mexico-Trinidad match was superb!
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The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: British Open
I admit with some embarrassment that I had to read your first post to remind myself which sport was connected to the Open.
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Adam54
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Re: British Open
Golf majors are just the best. I'll be getting up early on Sunday for sure.
Personally I'm rooting for Spieth, if only because it'd be really cool to see someone win a Slam, but I'm with you on the old guys. Gotta root for Tom Watson especially.
Personally I'm rooting for Spieth, if only because it'd be really cool to see someone win a Slam, but I'm with you on the old guys. Gotta root for Tom Watson especially.
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Mal Shot First
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The Swollen Goiter of God
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Mal Shot First
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The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: British Open
You should have gone with this one:
White Tiger. Brown Bomber.
White Tiger. Brown Bomber.
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Mal Shot First
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Re: British Open
I was going for Tiger Uppercut. You broke my combo. You c-c-c-combo breaker!
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The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: British Open
We tag-teamed that.
We should probably pick one sport glossary and stick with it.
We should probably pick one sport glossary and stick with it.
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omicron
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Re: British Open
Being a Texas guy, I have to root for Spieth.
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Corporal_Hicks
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Re: British Open
Hadoken!
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The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: British Open
Sure you can?
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colmatrix
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Re: British Open
Dustin Johnson is looking good!
I was playing golf a few days ago and doing terrible, and my buddy said what once would be considered a great compliment. "You're playing like Tiger" He just sucks now, tough to watch!
I was playing golf a few days ago and doing terrible, and my buddy said what once would be considered a great compliment. "You're playing like Tiger" He just sucks now, tough to watch!
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Space Tycoon
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Re: British Open
I hate to admit, I thought it was tennis...The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I admit with some embarrassment that I had to read your first post to remind myself which sport was connected to the Open.
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Dalty
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Re: British Open
It's not The British Open. It's The Open. 
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Adam54
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Re: British Open
I'm a bit surprised you claim it all as it's taking place in Scotland this year.
Also: Spieth!
Also: Spieth!
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The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: British Open
Scotland's part of Britain. Haven't we had this discussion a couple times before?
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Corporal_Hicks
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Re: British Open
Must see tv! (didn't watch a single second)
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Adam54
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Re: British Open
So is England. Dalty is English. Dalty hates Scotland. Scotland hates Britain.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Scotland's part of Britain. Haven't we had this discussion a couple times before?
It all makes sense in the Ol' Skoglund Brain, Goiter. Trust me.
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Dalty
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Re: British Open
Scotland hates England, even though they would be bankrupt drug addicts ferreting through trash cans for food if we didn't give them all the moneys!
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Adam54
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Re: British Open
Well obviously England has nothing but love for Scotland!
You guys should head to war. Your polo mallets vs. their golf clubs. I'd pay to see that fight.
You guys should head to war. Your polo mallets vs. their golf clubs. I'd pay to see that fight.
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omicron
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Welp Spieth blew it. No grand slam for him this year.
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The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: British Open
If he still wants that Grand Slam, he could always go to Denny's.
American Pharaoh will go out this year's real athlete. Grand Slam? Fuck that shit! Triple Crown, bitches!
American Pharaoh will go out this year's real athlete. Grand Slam? Fuck that shit! Triple Crown, bitches!
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Adam54
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Re: British Open
Horses aren't athletes, Goits. They're even beneath soccer goalies on that particular food chain.