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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 9th, 2014, 1:12 pm
by Dalty
It flashed up for a second then vanished.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 9th, 2014, 1:43 pm
by Adam54
Obama will fix it.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 9th, 2014, 2:02 pm
by Dalty
He's failed to fix anything else apparently.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 9th, 2014, 2:08 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
He didn't have to fix Bo. Bo was already neutered.

His healthcare plan may be instrumental in fixing Beau. One Jubboiter is enough.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 9th, 2014, 2:15 pm
by Adam54
I'm gonna go way out on a limb here and assume that Missouri politely declined to accept the federal money for a Medicaid expansion, right?

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 9th, 2014, 2:15 pm
by Adam54
Oh! Wait, but Missouri has a sane governor. That could've gone either way. What did they do?

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 9th, 2014, 2:19 pm
by Adam54
Either way, so long as Ol' Beau gets fixed, that's what counts here.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 9th, 2014, 2:30 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I'm not sure of the specifics. I only know that I got some pretty cheap healthcare out of the deal.

It occasionally pays to be poor.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 9th, 2014, 2:42 pm
by Jubbers
Adam54 wrote:I'm gonna go way out on a limb here and assume that Missouri politely declined to accept the federal money for a Medicaid expansion, right?
They went with this option.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 9th, 2014, 2:59 pm
by Adam54
They expanded Medicaid?

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 9th, 2014, 3:17 pm
by Jubbers
No. They "politely" declined the money (that'll show 'em that we don't want no Obamacare!). And they didn't expand it themselves. So it is extremely hard to get Medicaid in Missouri.

We have a democratic governor usually, but the rest of the state officials are typically republican, and they call most of the shots.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 9th, 2014, 3:24 pm
by Adam54
Ahhhh, that's too bad. I thought the governor would've overridden the crazy fringe on that one.

Though I suppose as procedures go, he got overridden.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 9th, 2014, 8:22 pm
by neglet
Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:It flashed up for a second then vanished.
That's because you have to keep your finger there.



I miss Jakester, he would've loved that softball setup.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 10th, 2014, 12:24 pm
by Dalty
I keep my finger there, I keep my finger there good!

Still nothing but a flash.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 10th, 2014, 1:11 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Silly goose. There's no Flash on an iPad.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 10th, 2014, 1:11 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Other than your avatar, I mean.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 10th, 2014, 1:19 pm
by Dalty
Get me a goose!

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 10th, 2014, 1:21 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Image

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 10th, 2014, 1:53 pm
by Dalty
I feel the need for speed already.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 10th, 2014, 2:10 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I recommend drafting. It's something Harry and I work on together. When one car tucks in behind another, two cars can go faster than one. They divide the air resistance between them. Now here's where it gets interesting. The lead car has to floor it to hit 200 miles an hour, but the car that's tucked in behind doesn't. You can go just as fast and still have power in the reserve.

Are you getting this? Pass me a couple Sweet'N Low packets. I'll show you what I'm talking about.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 11th, 2014, 12:05 pm
by Dalty
No car with Harry in it can pull 200mph.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 11th, 2014, 12:49 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Not even if we lighten the load by jettisoning the Hendersons?

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 11th, 2014, 1:56 pm
by Dalty
Big Sasquatch looking son of a bitch does all the real driving.......

Reminds me if something....

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 11th, 2014, 2:14 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Ron Perlman in Sons of Anarchy?

Just kidding. I know you're talkin' Chewbacca.

Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Posted: April 11th, 2014, 2:51 pm
by Dalty
Jakester

The man, the myth, the legend. Hugely influential. Hugely loved. Sorely missed. Redefined concepts of friendship in an Internet age. Right now is the moderator of God's own movie discussion forum.

First appearance: On everybody's first day on Corona, he was just there, Epic, Magnificent, just Jakester.

Embedding of the Concept of Jakester: Within 10 milliseconds of everybody's first day on Corona. 5 milliseconds if you were hot.