Huffy Flounce

Maaaaaaan. I reread some of that stuff I posted a couple years back. I remain ashamed of what a colossal dick I was, both in general and to Jake in specific. Y'all remain quite kind for welcoming me back after that.

I have no idea what happened between you and Jake. Some argument about religion, it seems. Doesn't really matter anyway - now you're back and we can try to make you watch movies!

I think Adam and Jake both engaged in some copypasta so I'd know what was up. I probably have bits of the exchange (originally on Twitter, maybe?) among my Facebook messages.

I usually go neutral when friends fight. I don't have enough friends to afford losing any.

Mal Shot First wrote:I have no idea what happened between you and Jake. Some argument about religion, it seems. Doesn't really matter anyway - now you're back and we can try to make you watch movies!

Yeah, Adam. Watch some damned movies, you uncultured swine. Do you some good.

Mal Shot First wrote:...now you're back and we can try to make you watch movies!

A Clockwork Orange-style.

Nah, strap him over a chair and let me spank him instead. Since he's told me I look like his mother, that should be really effective.

I guess it depends on his relationship with his mother.

H***o : A pox on the fucking forums. Any forum.

First Occurred: Nobody cares enough to check.

Last Occurrence: Cannot come soon enough.

I think your wife is as awesome as a fat kid thinks cake is!

I'd forgotten just how eerily similar negs looks to my mom. It's....eery.

I'm also open to suggestions about which movies I still need to see, but perhaps that's another thread.

I'm pretty sure it's another thread. Make it happen, Skippy.

Adam54 wrote:I'd forgotten just how eerily similar negs looks to my mom. It's....eery.

I'm also open to suggestions about which movies I still need to see, but perhaps that's another thread.

We never did properly discuss Jaws.

I've been looking at pictures of Adam's mom. (That's probably the most terrifying sentence Adam's ever read.) I can see the resemblance, but I'd be able to tell one from the other in a lineup scenario. (That's probably the second-most terrifying sentence Adam's ever read.)

Where is Hicks when you need him?

He's at home... washin' his tights!

Damn it, Dalty!

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I've been looking at pictures of Adam's mom. (That's probably the most terrifying sentence Adam's ever read.) I can see the resemblance, but I'd be able to tell one from the other in a lineup scenario. (That's probably the second-most terrifying sentence Adam's ever read.)

Yes.

Don't terrify Adam any more, or you might trigger a level 4 Huffy Flounce. Possible level 5 if you keep talking about his mom.

Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote: We never did properly discuss Jaws.

I feel like I should watch it again soon.

The quoted text is small. I didn't read it as "Jaws" at first.

You thought I was abbreviating Jingle All The Way Sequel as JAWS, perhaps?

No. The "a" was small and I saw it first as an "e."

Ohhhhhhh. That makes much more sense.

Dalty watches Jaws about every 3 days.

I wonder if he'd still want to do that thing we had once discussed. Essentially watch it "together" via the magic of Facebook chat.