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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 18th, 2015, 3:19 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Mal Shot First wrote:My early-20s self would have been totally jealous. I had a touch of yellow fever back then.
I got the feeling you had a touch of Pretty Much Any Female at All Fever.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 18th, 2015, 6:04 am
by Mal Shot First
So what you're saying is that the new universe was the only thing that opened itself to you?
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 18th, 2015, 8:21 am
by Space Tycoon
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 18th, 2015, 8:30 am
by Mal Shot First
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Mal Shot First wrote:My early-20s self would have been totally jealous. I had a touch of yellow fever back then.
I got the feeling you had a touch of Pretty Much Any Female at All Fever.
Well, I'm not one to decline food when offered either, but I still preferred fried rice over, let's say, burritos.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 18th, 2015, 8:32 am
by Mal Shot First
Was that analogy incredibly sexist or what?
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 18th, 2015, 10:11 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It depends on whether or not the burrito also contains fried rice.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 18th, 2015, 4:28 pm
by Dalty
I think Goiter called Mal a slut!
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 18th, 2015, 4:51 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Nah. Just because he was constantly hungry for rice and burritos doesn't mean he was in a position to gorge himself on them.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 19th, 2015, 3:09 am
by Dalty
Like an alcoholic in a dry state.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 19th, 2015, 8:53 am
by Mal Shot First
Had I been given the opportunity, I totally would have been a slut. Nobody seemed to want this slut, though.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 19th, 2015, 8:54 am
by Mal Shot First
Except my wife, obviously.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 19th, 2015, 9:42 am
by Dalty
Slut is overrated. Whore, on the other hand.....
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 19th, 2015, 1:37 pm
by Mal Shot First
All I wanted in the world was to live to see a naked girl...
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 19th, 2015, 6:01 pm
by Space Tycoon
When I turned 18, I went straight to the Mississauga Tavern strip club.
Sad but true.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 20th, 2015, 2:53 am
by Dalty
Mal Shot First wrote:All I wanted in the world was to live to see a naked girl...
This was pre-Internet too!?
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 20th, 2015, 8:46 am
by Mal Shot First
Maybe I should have specified that I meant a real-life naked girl.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 20th, 2015, 8:55 am
by Dalty
It's over-rated.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 20th, 2015, 9:44 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Mal Shot First wrote:Maybe I should have specified that I meant a real-life naked girl.
Those exist?
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 20th, 2015, 11:14 am
by Mal Shot First
Dalty wrote:It's over-rated.
Getting laid is for fags.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 20th, 2015, 1:49 pm
by Dalty
It's far harder work than the Internet.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 20th, 2015, 2:40 pm
by Space Tycoon
Mal Shot First wrote:Dalty wrote:It's over-rated.
Getting laid is for fags.
No, you smoke a couple of fags
after getting laid.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 20th, 2015, 2:45 pm
by Dalty
Only if you've got your breath back.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 20th, 2015, 2:46 pm
by Space Tycoon
I mean, I don't smoke, but I see people doing that in movies all the time.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 20th, 2015, 2:47 pm
by Dalty
Even today?
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 20th, 2015, 2:55 pm
by Space Tycoon
Well, maybe not in recent movies. Only Nazis smoke in today's movies.
