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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 20th, 2015, 3:25 pm
by Dalty
That shows they are bad.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 20th, 2015, 5:54 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Space Tycoon wrote:I mean, I don't smoke, but I see people doing that in movies all the time.
Both your user pics have been of smokers.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 20th, 2015, 5:59 pm
by Space Tycoon
You raise an interesting point.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 21st, 2015, 12:27 pm
by Dalty
Smoking is cool.
The terrible diseases are not.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 21st, 2015, 2:07 pm
by Adam54
Hey. Give a little, get a little.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: December 21st, 2015, 3:31 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I was a kid, once. I thought monsters were cool. And maybe, well... well... gosh. Maybe I'm just a big kid, because... Sean, Patrick... I think
science is cool. I
dig it, man!
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 18th, 2016, 1:50 pm
by Dalty
She's only gone and thrown away all my socks with holes in them!!! Who the hell does she think she is???
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 18th, 2016, 3:04 pm
by Space Tycoon
Over half my socks have holes in them. And a few of my underpants...
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 19th, 2016, 12:35 pm
by Dalty
She trying to change me.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 19th, 2016, 2:53 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I change Jubboiter every day.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 19th, 2016, 3:59 pm
by Dalty
Into what?
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 19th, 2016, 4:46 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
A fresh diaper.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 20th, 2016, 12:15 pm
by Dalty
Wouldn't Jubbers prefer a little girl?
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 20th, 2016, 2:18 pm
by Dalty
Oh God - a smoothie maker!
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 20th, 2016, 3:41 pm
by Dalty
And now she is Googling local farmers markets. Lord help me!
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 20th, 2016, 4:06 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Dalty wrote:Lord help me!
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 20th, 2016, 4:18 pm
by Dalty
She needs to cheer up.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 20th, 2016, 5:11 pm
by Mal Shot First
She's not sulky, she's just kind of over getting told to throw her hands up in the air.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 20th, 2016, 6:22 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
She could just stop clubbing and listening to so much hip-hop.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 20th, 2016, 6:29 pm
by Mal Shot First
So there.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 20th, 2016, 6:32 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I originally labored over a post that would have ended with "sew there," but I wasn't hitting the funny ("You mean, FOR A CHANGE?"), so I abandoned it.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 20th, 2016, 9:14 pm
by Jubbers
Dalty wrote:Wouldn't Jubbers prefer a little girl?
I don't know. The fresh diaper is pretty tempting.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 20th, 2016, 10:26 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
You know the best thing about a fresh diaper? It's not the Future Enslaver of Mankind.
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 21st, 2016, 4:10 am
by Dalty
Bring her a fresh diaper as tribute and stop your yapping!
Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Posted: January 21st, 2016, 4:18 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Did we already tell you about how she punched a kid in the face with a toy on Monday and made the kid's gums bleed?