2,000 Club

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Adam54 is in. So are Dalty and yours truly, natch.

Dalty's only a few posts away from passing my post count, by the way. Go, Dalty! Post! POST!

[Space Tycoon]

Adam54 is in. So are Dalty and yours truly, natch.

Dalty's only a few posts away from passing my post count, by the way. Go, Dalty! Post! POST!

Imma gittin' there.

[Space Tycoon]

Though Mal's gonna git there first.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

If you posted at a Dalty pace, you'd probably get there before Mal.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Let me check that. Let's see:

Dalty posts an average of 8.95 posts a day. You have 1,552 posts. You need 448 posts to get to 2,000. If you were to post at a Dalty pace, you'd get to 2,000 in roughly fifty days.

Mal posts an average of 2.53 posts a day. He has 1,854 posts. He needs 146 posts to get to 2,000. If he were to continue posting at his current pace, he'd get to 2,000 in just under fifty-eight days.

I'll be damned. You actually *would* get there faster than Mal if you were to post at a Dalty pace.

[Jubbers]

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[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I miss Quasar and Jack.

*sniff*

[Adam54]

Have we ever figured out what happened to Quasar? Is he deeply involved in someone's campaign in Iowa and that's been eating up all his available forum time for the past year and a half?

[Space Tycoon]

Should I set up a "pictures of hot chicks I would like to pork" thread? Or are we a little above and beyond that now...

[Dalty]

Adam54 is in. So are Dalty and yours truly, natch.

Dalty's only a few posts away from passing my post count, by the way. Go, Dalty! Post! POST!

How the firkin did that happen?

[Adam54]

Remember that time he stayed off the internet and we failed to make fun of him for it?

[Dalty]

Ahhh, that would do it.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

And before that, there was the whole autism diagnosis thing. I've significantly slowed my roll the last few months.

[Dalty]

It won't last. I won't know what to do with myself if I am out the front. I dunno, probably take up smoking again or something.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

We also had that Chicago trip. I barely posted anything on the boards while we were there. Mostly because I was barely able to get online.

[Adam54]

But now you're back, better than ever, and still ahead of Dalty by 2 posts!

[Adam54]

A solid 25-30% of my posts are about pro wrestling or Fast/Furious films. Do they still count towards the total or is Mal actually ahead of me in the rankings?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I guess that depends on whether or not you believe Mal's pun posts should count toward his total.

[Adam54]

No. No I do not.

[Dalty]

Mal's puns v Adam's wrestling. Both are comedy.

[Adam54]

Wait. But if I don't, then my posts don't count either.

I take that back. Pun away, Mal! Pun away!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Now I'm imagining Steven Tyler singing "Pun away! / Pun away from the pain! / Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"

[Mal Shot First]

Goiter is getting on my case for posting puns all the time?

[Mal Shot First]

Goiter is getting on my case for posting puns all the time?

(Douché.)

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I'm not getting on your case about it. I like it when you do it. I just know how Adam feels about puns.