2,000 Club

[Mal Shot First]

Goiter is getting on my case for posting puns all the time?

(Douché.)

(Boosting my post count.)

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

(Should Adam count your post boosts?)

[Mal Shot First]

Depends on whether we count my pre boosts.

[Dalty]

Out of cruelty?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I think they're more duke territory than count territory. (You know, because I value puns highly. Out of fealty.)

Duché?

[Mal Shot First]

Faruché the Duché.

[Dalty]

I swear fealty.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Good. He can be touchy about his duchy.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

(Was that last post too muchy?)

[Dalty]

Only if he passes it on the left hand side.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

That would be sinister.

[Adam54]

I just know how Adam feels about most of my puns.

Fix'd.

[Dalty]

That would be sinister.

Not if he gib me de music make me bum, bum, bum.

[Drakemd]

Ha! Someone forgot to lock the door! I'm in on yer secret meetin'.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

We leave the door open for guests. You're not a member, but you're welcome. Wanna brewski?

[Drakemd]

Seems like a sausage fest in here.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Sweet. I fuckin' love sausage.

[Space Tycoon]

That's why we need a babe thread. Or not?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

That's Ulic's game. I'll see if he's up for it.

[Dalty]

Kah left us, Scarlet posts infrequently, Jubbers and Negs have life beyond us. It's all about the sausage here.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Maybe it's because you guys do douchey things like creating Mod Hell-type Facebook pages and only ever inviting other guys to them. Maybe you bring these sausage parties on yourselves.

[Dalty]

I do love sausage. I had a spicy one for breakfast this morning.

[Dalty]

Two eggs too.

[Dalty]

And mushrooms.

[Mal Shot First]