Huffy Flounce

Dalty wrote:Cats are terrified of cucumbers.

Seriously.

They look like fuckin' snakes to the poor dumb creatures. Take my advice, don't torture your pussy with a cucumber.

It's not torture if you work it just right.

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I don't have much to class. I'm fresh out of it.

Sounds to me like you're out for cruelty.

It's out for me.

neglet wrote:

Dalty wrote:Cats are terrified of cucumbers.

Seriously.

They look like fuckin' snakes to the poor dumb creatures. Take my advice, don't torture your pussy with a cucumber.

Bless you Negs.

The first car ever seen by 1/3 of the world's population was a Land Rover.

neglet wrote:

Dalty wrote:Cats are terrified of cucumbers.

Seriously.

They look like fuckin' snakes to the poor dumb creatures. Take my advice, don't torture your pussy with a cucumber.

The legend of Elephants having good memory comes from their ability to recognise 000s of different urine smells.

They recognize zero different urine smells? What a bunch of dumbfucks!

I don't make 'em up, I just reports 'em!

In Vietnam your average man in the street will not buy Lenovo devices because they are made by the Chinese and they say the Chinese will have equipped them with monitor devices and hacker back doors etc.

Meanwhile in the Western world they keep giving government contracts to Lenovo because they are cheap!

In Switzerland it is illegal for a man to pee standing up after 10pm.

Enforcement must be a bitch.

neglet wrote:Enforcement must be a bitch.

In Switzerland it is also illegal to mow your lawn on a Sunday. Or for any one man to unilaterally declare war on another country or foreign entity....... so swings and roundabouts.

You are also not allowed to hike naked, to the charign of some German tourists:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7860556.stm

So basically Switzerland is a land of non-standing non-pissing non-fun, with no nakedness. Avoid!

Are you surprised that a country that prides itself on its neutrality is also bland in other respects?

I have been there several times - it's dullness never surprises me.

Luxembourg is duller though. Really, truly dull.

The prawn (shrimp) is the aquatic version of the cockroach.

Elle King is Rob Schneider's daughter.

You can do it Elle!!!

Looks like Rob Schneider went out and... made some copiiiieees... of his DNA.

Didn't know the name, but I looked her up, and I've heard the song she's famous for. It sounds like the kind of song that would have played in an American Eagle Outfitters store in the early aughts.

I don't mean that as a slight or as a compliment. For some reason, it just transports me back to 2002. I'm in the mall with an ex-girlfriend. She's looking through stacks of overpriced shirts for something that'll fit her. She's scolding me for poking a mannequin's boob. She wants me to stay close, but for God's sake, not that close. Go to the other side of the store. Stop touching everything. Jesus, Goiter. You know what? Just go to the food court.

I think American Eagle Outfitters used to sell CDs full of the songs they played in the stores. I wonder if getting on an American Eagle Outfitters CD was a big deal for a band. I bet it was.

I knew Abby Elliott was Chris Elliott's daughter, but I guess the name makes that a little more obvious.