Huffy Flounce

I'll show you who's a Trumpian!

Little do you know I've been workshopping the Dance of a Thousand Goiters in an off-Hennepin theatre in the greater Minneapolis area for years. It's almost ready for it's grand debut.

Lie sir, I say, it's a lie!

I say be careful what you wish for. The Dance of a Thousand Goiters might shatter the Earth. Look at the nightmare rendered by just SEVEN!

Can't.......... Stop......... Watching.............

All.......... Hail........... Jubboiter....... Brain hurting........ Can't breathe.......... Send help..........

And you want a THOUSAND of those?!

You promised. You will not deny me!

Jubbers wrote:I say be careful what you wish for. The Dance of a Thousand Goiters might shatter the Earth. Look at the nightmare rendered by just SEVEN!

Epic as fuck.

If you want the full HD 12MB gif-tastic experience (albeit sans music):

The Dance of Seven Goiters

Enough!

That is no dance. And it ain't from Adam. Don't give him a get out clause!

Don't worry. I'm not. I just wanted to post the GIF.

I animated the crap out of those pants.

I wish you had animated the crap out of the pants Jubboiter wore on Friday. I had to wash that shit out by hand.

Don't change the subject Adam. Where is my damn video?