What Are You Watching Right Now - Not Adam Dancing!!!

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The Rock considered it, but then he tapped out.
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I have no idea why, but I've grown to expect a much higher quality pun out of you than that, Goitsy.

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Adam54 wrote:I have no idea why, but I've grown to expect a much higher quality pun out of you than that, Goitsy.

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Do you have any idea of the degree of difficulty in making puns about Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? I think you're taking our pun talents for granite. Some of the veins we have to mine are pretty tapped out. It's hard even when we're not stoned.

Now, make gneiss and let's be friends.
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Adam54 wrote:Image
THPOILERTH!!
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Unbreakable Kimmy Scmidt may have the best theme song ever broadcast.

That may be the exceptionally fine barrel-aged gin talking, but in either case it's good.
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Gin, gin, gin, gin, gin, gin, gin, gin!

That's the gin drinking song!
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Finnegan, begin a gin.
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Why thank you! I will!
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That's a lie - it's a Cabernet Sauvignon from South Australia.
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Finally got around to watching the first episode of Jessica Jones. I feel a binge-watching coming on soon.
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I need to get on that one.
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DMT: The Spirit Molecule.

I simply must get on this. I actually know a guy....
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Kabbalah? Really?
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Signs. Yet again. Just for the fuck of it.
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Billions

Just gets better and better.
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Hey, guys! Get a load of this! Ol' Moneybags is bragging about his billions again!
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It's like a biography (I fucking wish!)
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Blended.

This might be the worst film I have seen in years.
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Dalty wrote:Blended.

This might be the worst film I have seen in years.
An Adam Sandler flick might not be of the highest quality?? Who could have guessed? :lol:
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omicron wrote:An Adam Sandler flick might not be of the highest quality?? Who could have guessed?
Adam Sandler.

Just kidding. He knows he makes shit.
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Do you think he laughs to himself in a sinister fashion as he counts his filthy lucre? Or cries softly as he knows he is a creative husk and a fraud?
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Why not both?
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Well I'll be. I'd always thought Fake Strider had passed away in the Great Sock Puppet Fire of '14.
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That fire was started during a turf war, out of cruelty.
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And I'm sure if Maegor The Cruel were here, he'd say, "That's right Dalton. Out of cruelty."
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