The Breakfast Cereal Roundup

[Dalty]

Does it involve a turnip?

[Adam54]

This is all part of my cunning plan to get my American friends to ship me US food!!

Email me your address, Dimple. I'll work on this. It's the least I can do after name-dropping you on BBC Radio without your consent.

[Adam54]

Holy crap! I just got a new title with that post! I'm a Wall of Text Climber now!

[neglet]

Or you come to America and we find you a cereal bar to visit.

[neglet]

This place is a mile from my house, although I go there for the fish specials: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/glenns-d ... aMFqeqUvXg

[Dalty]

Or you come to America and we find you a cereal bar to visit.

Cereal bars........ don't get me started!!

[Mal Shot First]

For a moment I thought negs was talking about granola bars... You know, the kind that you eat.

[Mal Shot First]

Cereal bars seem like a dumb idea. A bowl of cereal is easy enough to prepare that it seems unnecessary to have someone do it for you and pay for the service.

Next you're gonna tell me there are places you can go to have someone shave you!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

If we're talkin' childhood favorites, of course, there's this:

I had a few other childhood favorites. I dug Smacks. Kix was a favorite. Cap' Crunch was good.

I didn't have any real allegiances. Like a true American Blue Blood, my choice of cereal was often dictated by which of the included toys best grabbed my attention.

[omicron]

Ooo I forgot about Kix. They were good. I love CTC and Cheerios, both plain and honey-nut flavored. Haven't tried any of the other flavors, except I think someone bought me a box of peanut-butter flavored cheerios once.

As an aside, does everyone eat cereal with milk? I personally only eat it dry. Not sure why, maybe I had a bowl of something once that had sat too long and was just a soggy mess and it scarred my little child psyche.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I eat it dry or with a tiny bit of water sprinkled on it. We don't really do milk anymore. Jubbers is severely allergic to it. I eat an occasional candy or ice cream with dairy ingredients, and Jubboiter sometimes has cheese, but we have to be pretty careful not to cross-contaminate.

[Jubbers]

I always have preferred dry cereal.

[neglet]

I usually do milk, although with mini wheats sometimes I eat them dry and sip the milk afterward. And there are these options:

[Mal Shot First]

As an aside, does everyone eat cereal with milk? I personally only eat it dry. Not sure why, maybe I had a bowl of something once that had sat too long and was just a soggy mess and it scarred my little child psyche.

I can't imagine eating cereal without milk. Especially with the chocolate ones like Coco Pops you are totally missing out on the chocolate milk experience.

[Dalty]

Dry cereal? Seriously???

[Adam54]

People willingly eat dry cereal? Really?? Like...an entire bowl full, or just a handful here or there?

Cereal bars are disgusting though, you'll hear no argument here.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

This one's decent:

[Space Tycoon]

I'm a toast and spread man, myself.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

As long as that's not a euphemism for getting women drunk and date-raping them, I'm cool with it.

[Space Tycoon]

Oh shit, I just realized this is a thread about breakfast!


Umm... So...., yeah, I enjoy a heated piece of bread with some peanut butter and jam. Or potentially olive oil and hummus. Twice a week I have toast with scrambled egg.

I'm sure these were eggs given up for adoption by fully consenting chickens.

[Adam54]

This one's decent:

I'd forgotten things like that existed, to be honest. When I was referring to cereal bars, I had things of this sort in my head:

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I knew what you were thinking of, just as I knew you were playing off the earlier use of the term.

[Dalty]

I want one of those coco pops bars right now!!

[Adam54]

I'll throw some in your box.

[Dalty]

Oooo-errrr missus!