Huffy Flounce

I didn't think I was such a whiner.

Although most of the time I'm responding to you guys, so maybe you're the whiners.

Whatever. My middle finger (used for typing on the mini) is tired.

Of course, I could rely on the fucking auto correct function.

I am astonished that actually transcribed fucking and not ducking.

It may begin to recognize "fucking" if you type it out one letter at a time and select the word from the suggestion menu. This should add it to your personal library of terms. This is how I finally got my phone's predictive typing to start showing "Dalty" and "Jubboiter."

My mini thinks I am a naughty girl, then.

Soon Jubboiter will be in every machine. Jubboiter's next stage is software.

Your package is set to go out tomorrow on my lunch break. My apologies for the delay! There will be a ziploc baggie filled with Fruity Pebbles in lieu of an impossible to find single serving size cup.

Mmmmmmmm, Yankee treats......