Huffy Flounce

One careful owner, very clean, housetrained......

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for ... miumA=true

Sorry. I'm only willing to spend £189,992.

I'm only willing to pay in multiples of eleven. £190,003 just seems a little steep.

And it so wanted to be yours.....

I can't make heads or tails of these odd measurements. Meters? Centimeters?? My American brain can't wrap itself around such insanity!

Yes, it would be far simpler if there were 3 & 3/4 cups per imperial yard, unless the moon is full and then it's seven and one fifth flaggen per hand.

OPEN DAY SATURDAY 16TH APRIL 2016
DON'T PASS .... BUY !!!!!

You got an English cousin who sells real estate and is much less talented with the puns, Goiter?

English cousin? Perhaps. Much less talented with the puns? Almost certainly.

I should pay Goiter to sell my apartment.

Features:
THERE'S A ROOF TERRACE

Why no exclamation point? You need to do better with your marketing.

Nice place. I'm thinking of moving later this year.

And I should pay Negs to proof read.

Then Spacey can buy it!

It's a Huffy Flounce production.

The Dalty cave is sold.

The Dalty Mansion offer has been accepted.