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Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 15th, 2016, 3:45 am
by Dalty
First the Cheddar Bay Biscuit pipeline to the East is established by Jubbers, Goiter and Jubboiter. Then this little beauty arrives from somewhere in Norway I think.....

Nom, nom, nom, nom.....
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Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 15th, 2016, 7:58 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Did it also come with the Dance of a Thousand Goiters, or is it safe to assume Adam didn't deliver on that front?

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 15th, 2016, 8:34 am
by Dalty
Why..... now you come to mention it...... it was distinctly lacking on the dance front. And the Goiter front!

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 15th, 2016, 8:41 am
by Adam54
It made it already!! Good lord that's fast shipping! Enjoy the diabetes, pal!

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 15th, 2016, 8:43 am
by Adam54
And I can't dance in a box once, let alone a thousand times. I'm still pissed I forgot to include that signed 8x10 glossy of Adam Skoglund though. Next time.

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 15th, 2016, 11:11 am
by Dalty
Awwwww Adam! You try and give me heart disease in the sweetest, most thoughtful way!

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 15th, 2016, 11:24 am
by Mal Shot First
Literally the sweetest.

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 15th, 2016, 12:45 pm
by Dalty
Like a thing!

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 15th, 2016, 3:16 pm
by Dalty
Lucky Charms Bars. Like crack, only slightly more moreish!

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 15th, 2016, 7:01 pm
by omicron
What does Not-Quite-Mrs.Dalty think of the weird American food?

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 15th, 2016, 7:59 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Dalty wrote:Lucky Charms Bars. Like crack, only slightly more moreish!
Let's not be racists.

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 16th, 2016, 3:38 am
by Dalty
I can't help it! It just happens!!!

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 16th, 2016, 3:40 am
by Dalty
omicron wrote:What does Not-Quite-Mrs.Dalty think of the weird American food?
I quote - "Now I know why everyone in the West is so fat!" ......... as she tucks into a Lucky Charms bar after grabbing herself a double cheeseburger from McDs on the way home!

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 16th, 2016, 9:16 am
by Adam54
I'd like it noted that anything you have there which says General Mills on the box (including the Lucky Charms bars!) is produced by a Minnesota based company which we are all very proud to claim as our own!

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 16th, 2016, 9:23 am
by Dalty
Noted!

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 16th, 2016, 9:31 am
by Adam54
I need to see if they offer tours, actually. I feel like touring the cereal factory would be fascinating.

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 16th, 2016, 9:54 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I bet it would be a surreal tour.

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 16th, 2016, 9:54 am
by Dalty
I do find those conveyer belt / manufacturing films strangely mesmerising.

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 16th, 2016, 9:55 am
by Adam54
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I bet it would be a surreal tour.
:wall:

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 16th, 2016, 9:56 am
by Adam54
Dalty wrote:I do find those conveyer belt / manufacturing films strangely mesmerising.
I still remember being captivated as a young boy by the Mr. Roger's episode where he toured the crayon factory.

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 16th, 2016, 9:59 am
by Dalty
I will happily sit and watch "How It's Made" on Discovery.

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 16th, 2016, 10:07 am
by Adam54
Adam54 wrote:
Dalty wrote:I do find those conveyer belt / manufacturing films strangely mesmerising.
I still remember being captivated as a young boy by the Mr. Roger's episode where he toured the crayon factory.

God bless YouTube.


Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 16th, 2016, 10:25 am
by Dalty
Yes! Awesome!!

Before I was old enough to spell 'career' and understand money I wanted nothing more than to work in a factory like that.

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 16th, 2016, 4:34 pm
by omicron
Dalty wrote:I will happily sit and watch "How It's Made" on Discovery.
I love that show.

Re: Transatlantic Care Packages

Posted: April 17th, 2016, 1:56 am
by Dalty
I lament the redneck twatfuckery that is most science channels these days. I wish they would go back to making informative documentaries again.

Sometimes you can go weeks without seeing a shark, a nazi or a jet fighter on these channels now.