Huffy Flounce

Will you be watching Mal?

I'm always watching Mal.

Where can I go to watch Mal?!

There is a comfy tree outside his house where, with a good pair of binoculars, you can watch Mal watching Euro 2016.

I'll watch what can. Honestly, though, the expansion of the tournament to 24 teams is a bit silly. That's, like, half of Europe! Hardly seems like the cream of the crop.

We can look forward to gems such as Albania vs. Switzerland and Iceland vs. Austria.

Most of the games are going to be airing during working hours over here, so I won't be able to watch a lot of them live anyway.

Wales 2 - 1 Slovakia.

England v Russia about to start!

4-3-3 with Rooney in midfield and Vardy on the bench. Interesting choice.

Fuckity fuck fuck fucking fuck!

Fuck this shit, I'm buying Deadpool!

Do it.

The Brits managed to screw themselves out of a victory once again.

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.

Also an accurate description of my sex life.

Due to the time difference, I haven't caught much of it, been watching more of the COPA instead.

And Brazil out already!

Dalty wrote:And Brazil out already!

Also an accurate description of your sex life?

Hungary defeated Austria 2:0 today. Bad omen for Germany and their game against Poland on Thursday?

Not if they bring tanks!!!

So all the first set of matches finished. Nobody looked staggeringly amazing yet.

Which means Ze Germans will probably win it again.

England manage to squeeze out a last-minute victory over Wales.

I had the sueddeutsche live feed up for the Germany-Poland game. It soon morphed into things like this:

Yeah, looks about right. Germany played without a real center forward for the majority of the game and Poland played what looked like an 8-1-1 formation. An inevitable stalemate.

Mal Shot First wrote:England manage to squeeze out a last-minute victory over Wales.

Just like the Russia game we battered them all over the fucking park in every department but were woeful in the final third. They were ahead because of one moment of genius by Bale and even that had to be gifted buy a total blunder by Hart in goal. Luckily this time the boss did some substitutions that actually worked.

Slovakia v England. If England win they top the group. If Wales win vs Russia then Wales top the group. No pressure then!

England should just push for a Money in the Bank scenario. It won't matter how shitty they are in the final third as long as they can get their hands on that briefcase.