Euro 2016
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- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Euro 2016
I'm always watching Mal.
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Re: Euro 2016
Where can I go to watch Mal?!
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Re: Euro 2016
There is a comfy tree outside his house where, with a good pair of binoculars, you can watch Mal watching Euro 2016.
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Re: Euro 2016
I'll watch what can. Honestly, though, the expansion of the tournament to 24 teams is a bit silly. That's, like, half of Europe! Hardly seems like the cream of the crop.
We can look forward to gems such as Albania vs. Switzerland and Iceland vs. Austria.
Most of the games are going to be airing during working hours over here, so I won't be able to watch a lot of them live anyway.
We can look forward to gems such as Albania vs. Switzerland and Iceland vs. Austria.
Most of the games are going to be airing during working hours over here, so I won't be able to watch a lot of them live anyway.
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Re: Euro 2016
Wales 2 - 1 Slovakia.
England v Russia about to start!
England v Russia about to start!
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Re: Euro 2016
4-3-3 with Rooney in midfield and Vardy on the bench. Interesting choice.
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Re: Euro 2016
Fuckity fuck fuck fucking fuck!
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Re: Euro 2016
Fuck this shit, I'm buying Deadpool!
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Euro 2016
Do it.
- Mal Shot First
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Re: Euro 2016
The Brits managed to screw themselves out of a victory once again.
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Re: Euro 2016
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
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Re: Euro 2016
Also an accurate description of my sex life.
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Re: Euro 2016
Due to the time difference, I haven't caught much of it, been watching more of the COPA instead.
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Re: Euro 2016
And Brazil out already!
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Re: Euro 2016
Also an accurate description of your sex life?Dalty wrote:And Brazil out already!
- Mal Shot First
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Re: Euro 2016
Hungary defeated Austria 2:0 today. Bad omen for Germany and their game against Poland on Thursday?
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Re: Euro 2016
Not if they bring tanks!!!
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Re: Euro 2016
So all the first set of matches finished. Nobody looked staggeringly amazing yet.
Which means Ze Germans will probably win it again.
Which means Ze Germans will probably win it again.
- Mal Shot First
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Re: Euro 2016
England manage to squeeze out a last-minute victory over Wales.
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I had the sueddeutsche live feed up for the Germany-Poland game. It soon morphed into things like this:
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Yeah, looks about right. Germany played without a real center forward for the majority of the game and Poland played what looked like an 8-1-1 formation. An inevitable stalemate.
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Just like the Russia game we battered them all over the fucking park in every department but were woeful in the final third. They were ahead because of one moment of genius by Bale and even that had to be gifted buy a total blunder by Hart in goal. Luckily this time the boss did some substitutions that actually worked.Mal Shot First wrote:England manage to squeeze out a last-minute victory over Wales.
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Re: Euro 2016
Slovakia v England. If England win they top the group. If Wales win vs Russia then Wales top the group. No pressure then!
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Re: Euro 2016
England should just push for a Money in the Bank scenario. It won't matter how shitty they are in the final third as long as they can get their hands on that briefcase.