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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: June 30th, 2015, 7:51 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Dalty wrote:In the words of that Disney Princess and Henry Jones Sr - let it go!
Are you telling me to let it go, or are you telling Moore to let it go? Moore is world famous for not letting it go.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: June 30th, 2015, 9:42 am
by Dalty
Moore, not you.

You let them go all the time, and it's free.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: June 30th, 2015, 9:45 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Jumpin' Jack Flash.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: June 30th, 2015, 7:00 pm
by omicron
http://www.al.com//news/index.ssf/2015/ ... bentl.html

Someone should explain to him that separation between church and state.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: June 30th, 2015, 7:07 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Goddamn.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: June 30th, 2015, 8:37 pm
by Mal Shot First
When I was listening to the radio in my car this morning, they played a soundbite of one of the opponents of the law upheld by the Supreme Court (I think he was an evangelical preacher; sorry, I was driving and wasn't paying full attention). He said something similar about having to choose between obeying the law of God or the law of Man, making it clear that he will stand with God by throwing a copy of the gay marriage law on the ground and stepping on it. In addition, he stated something to the effect that Christians would have to protect their values against the militant homosexuals (again, sorry about the bad paraphrasing).

I actually did a double take in response to that. What the fuck is a militant homosexual? I don't recall seeing images of gays with guns standing outside the Supreme Court. I bet it's this damn liberal media again, hiding the truth from the poor godfearin' folk.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: June 30th, 2015, 8:41 pm
by Dalty
There is such a thing as a militant homosexual. Peter Tatchell springs to mind.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: June 30th, 2015, 8:47 pm
by Mal Shot First
Is he an openly gay member of the military, or at least the National Guard (or some kind of rogue militia group)?

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 1st, 2015, 1:36 am
by Dalty
He wishes he was, and behaves as if.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 1st, 2015, 1:42 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Mal Shot First wrote:What the fuck is a militant homosexual?

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 9th, 2015, 4:01 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
My aunt shared this.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 21st, 2015, 3:22 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
"The United States Is Going Down Fast"

Here's some news from my home county. I know the interviewee personally.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 22nd, 2015, 2:16 pm
by Dalty
I love the way these clowns with guns always think more clowns with guns are the answer.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 8th, 2015, 10:33 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index ... _char.html

"If the officers on the streets were not in fear of losing their jobs, it wouldn't have gotten to the point it did yesterday. Officers are second-guessing every move because they're afraid they're going to be judged, by the media and by the public."

In other words: cops are finally considering the consequences of their actions.

Get a look at some of those comments.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 8th, 2015, 10:40 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Clearly, it's not right to pistol whip an officer during a traffic stop.

Why was the guy stopped? We're told he has a violent past, but was he doing something wrong at the time? Was he was afraid he was straight-up gonna be shot in the head regardless of whether or not he had done something wrong? If so, is the media to blame for his believing this?

Whatever the case... Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 9th, 2015, 2:11 am
by Dalty
Arm everyone!!!!!! Level the playing field!!!

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 9th, 2015, 7:26 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I think it may result in a different kind of leveling than expected.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 9th, 2015, 8:11 am
by Dalty
Exactly!

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 12th, 2015, 6:40 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Here's a weird combo.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 12th, 2015, 11:27 am
by Dalty
I have a punchline, but it's so unbelievably wrong and disgusting on every level it makes me a worthless human being for even thinking it.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 12th, 2015, 12:41 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Punch that line, Dalty. Punch it!

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 12th, 2015, 1:46 pm
by Dalty
Never. It was the worse thing I ever thought, even in jest, and I wish I never thought it and want to forget it......... but I can't.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 12th, 2015, 2:41 pm
by Mal Shot First
I think I thought the same thing, Dalty.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 12th, 2015, 2:54 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
How bad could it be?

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 12th, 2015, 2:55 pm
by Mal Shot First
Think Arseface.