I've already tried turning it off and back on again.
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 13th, 2015, 1:25 pm
by Dalty
It doesn't work.
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 13th, 2015, 1:45 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It's lazy.
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 13th, 2015, 2:09 pm
by Dalty
Maybe it's host is drunk?
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 13th, 2015, 2:21 pm
by Mal Shot First
It's the blood that's drunk, not the host.
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 13th, 2015, 2:35 pm
by Dalty
You can take the boy out of Eastern Europe.......
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 13th, 2015, 2:37 pm
by Mal Shot First
...but you can't take the cannibalism out of Catholicism.
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 13th, 2015, 2:42 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
A little of the Ol' Lord's Supper.
Some think it's a game, but I can't think of many games like it. Can you? Maybe something involving tricks. Euchre? Whist?
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 13th, 2015, 2:45 pm
by Dalty
Scrabble?
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 13th, 2015, 3:00 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Go.
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 14th, 2015, 2:29 pm
by Dalty
Triple word score? In Alabama? Honky be trippin' !!
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 14th, 2015, 3:11 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
My EuchreWhist joke is a pretty bad one and a hell of stretch, but I'm also pretty proud of it.
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 14th, 2015, 3:31 pm
by Mal Shot First
This was going to be my comment on it when you posted it, but I wasn't so proud of it, which is why I didn't post it:
"Do your puns have stretch goals? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you reached one with that pun."
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 14th, 2015, 3:57 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
There's no reason to set a goal. There's no end to the stretching.
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 16th, 2015, 2:03 am
by Dalty
Plus he's not as stretchy as he used to be.
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 16th, 2015, 2:18 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Talkbackers are saying a couple of AICN's writers quit the site a few days back. Whether or not it's true, it's clear Harry's been scrambling to produce content ever since. He's keeping the Harryisms to a minimum. It's better than his usual writing. If Harry had been kept busier all this time, maybe he'd have become a better writer.
"'She would of been a good woman,' the Misfit said, 'if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life.'"
That "would of" is Flannery O'Connor's.
Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: September 1st, 2015, 9:03 pm
by neglet
Not the dudes in the video, they're cool, but the asshats who dumped these cuties by the river in the first place...