Dance of A Thousand Goiters
Forum rules
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- Dalty
- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
- Posts: 9564
- Joined: January 11th, 2014, 5:28 am
Dance of A Thousand Goiters
We haven't forgotten. We will never forget.
- Dalty
- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
- Posts: 9564
- Joined: January 11th, 2014, 5:28 am
- Adam54
- Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
- Posts: 3506
- Joined: January 9th, 2014, 10:13 pm
- Location: Eden Prairie, Minnesota
Re: Dance of A Thousand Goiters
I maintain a firm belief that you and Mr. Peanut could pass as brothers.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
- Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
- Posts: 8906
- Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
- Location: St. Louis
Re: Dance of A Thousand Goiters
If they are brothers, Dalty has passed his brother.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
- Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
- Posts: 8906
- Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
- Location: St. Louis
Re: Dance of A Thousand Goiters
If you know what I mean.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
- Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
- Posts: 8906
- Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
- Location: St. Louis
Re: Dance of A Thousand Goiters
I mean he's taken a shit, and there's been undigested peanuts in his shit.
- Dalty
- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
- Posts: 9564
- Joined: January 11th, 2014, 5:28 am
Re: Dance of A Thousand Goiters
I didn't even shell him.
- Dalty
- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
- Posts: 9564
- Joined: January 11th, 2014, 5:28 am
Re: Dance of A Thousand Goiters
If you know what I mean.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
- Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
- Posts: 8906
- Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
- Location: St. Louis
Re: Dance of A Thousand Goiters
My stepfather once told me that "shelling the peanut" was a slang phrase for the action of removing dried fecal matter from the penis after anal sex. "How does it get dry?" I asked. "You fall asleep right after you fuck and forget to check your dick until the morning," he said.
- Dalty
- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
- Posts: 9564
- Joined: January 11th, 2014, 5:28 am
Re: Dance of A Thousand Goiters
Sounds like some kind of legend.
A freaky legend, mind you, but a legend nonetheless.
A freaky legend, mind you, but a legend nonetheless.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
- Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
- Posts: 8906
- Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
- Location: St. Louis
Re: Dance of A Thousand Goiters
My stepfather? The slang phrase?
(No, Fake Strider.)
(No, Fake Strider.)
- Dalty
- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
- Posts: 9564
- Joined: January 11th, 2014, 5:28 am
Re: Dance of A Thousand Goiters
Your stepfather.
- Adam54
- Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
- Posts: 3506
- Joined: January 9th, 2014, 10:13 pm
- Location: Eden Prairie, Minnesota
Re: Dance of A Thousand Goiters
Did you get my email, Dalty?
- Dalty
- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
- Posts: 9564
- Joined: January 11th, 2014, 5:28 am
Re: Dance of A Thousand Goiters
Nope...... in neither address.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
- Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
- Posts: 8906
- Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
- Location: St. Louis
Re: Dance of A Thousand Goiters
Is this like when my students would send me a corrupted file seconds before the essay was due, act all innocent when I e-mailed them to say the file was corrupted, and send me "another copy" of the essay seven hours later after they'd "just noticed" my response?
I swear, man. In one case, I responded in under a minute following my receipt of a corrupted file. The dude claimed that he'd immediately shut off his computer after sending me the e-mail and had gone to bed.
I swear, man. In one case, I responded in under a minute following my receipt of a corrupted file. The dude claimed that he'd immediately shut off his computer after sending me the e-mail and had gone to bed.
- Dalty
- Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
- Posts: 9564
- Joined: January 11th, 2014, 5:28 am
Re: Dance of A Thousand Goiters
I have been known, at 11pm, to shut off my work connection at home straight after sending my boss that essential report he needed before opening of play the next morning after working on it until 11pm. Because, you know, sleep!