Huffy Flounce

They have, however, produced their thinnest tax bill ever.

I clicked over to the second page of this thread by accident without having read that first and I've decided that someday I'm going to take Dalty's first post on the second page of all the threads he starts completely out of context and cobble them together to form a series of children's short stories, which he can later read to Dalty Jr.

Consider it my gift to you, Pal.

Dalty Jr will thank you.

http://gizmodo.com/apple-unveils-bag-1786815544

The comments are fun. They're also exactly what you'd expect them to be.