Huffy Flounce

Finally the lawyers have completed their shit, and now I have exchanged contracts. Move next Thursday!!! Huzzah!

Instead of an Alfred I have just ordered an Amazon Echo.

Will it cry at you and make you cry and tell you it burned a letter from the chick who died before you got to bang her?

I thought Bruce Wayne tapped that shit.

I highly doubt it. I don't see much in any of the movies to indicate it. I see more to indicate the opposite. Some part of me wonders if he lost his virginity to Talia.

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I highly doubt it. I don't see much in any of the movies to indicate it. I see more to indicate the opposite. Some part of me wonders if he lost his virginity to Talia.

There are far worse ways to lose one's virginity.

It will subject me to sartorial criticism, but I won't let it block my crime fighting activities.

Master Skywalker wrote:There are far worse ways to lose one's virginity.

It's time to drag this mother back out:

Moving day tomorrow. Eeeeek!

Moving day. Packing going average at the moment. I paid for the packing service but already one lamp has been broken by them and a marker pen with no lid on left on the bed to stain.

I feel this is preparing me for fatherhood.

Dalty wrote:Moving day. Packing going average at the moment. I paid for the packing service but already one lamp has been broken by them and a marker pen with no lid on left on the bed to stain.

I feel this is preparing me for fatherhood.

That's just the tip of the iceberg, boyo!

Shoot, man, I'd give my Jubbers's left nut for a plain ol' fatherhood scenario.

I am literally shaking with rage at the moment. Into the new place. Total refurb from ground up of old Victorian property. New electrics. New plumbing etc. Brand new inside basically and clean.

First use of brand new shower in brand new 2nd ensuite bathroom has resulted in water literally flooding into the kitchen below straight through a fancy sunken spotlight. A lot of water. Plaster wrecked. Ceiling wrecked. Light circuit wrecked.

Lawyer call tomorrow. Emergency plumber etc will be called by me and I am going after the contractor here for every fucking penny plus a lot for inconvenience.

Yikes. That sucks, Dalty. I'd be upset, too. Hope you manage to get some recompense.

Dalty wrote:I am literally shaking with rage at the moment. Into the new place. Total refurb from ground up of old Victorian property. New electrics. New plumbing etc. Brand new inside basically and clean.

First use of brand new shower in brand new 2nd ensuite bathroom has resulted in water literally flooding into the kitchen below straight through a fancy sunken spotlight. A lot of water. Plaster wrecked. Ceiling wrecked. Light circuit wrecked.

Lawyer call tomorrow. Emergency plumber etc will be called by me and I am going after the contractor here for every fucking penny plus a lot for inconvenience.

Damn it, that's horrible! Sorry to hear that, Dalty. Hope that contractor gets what he deserves and that the damage gets sorted out.

Ahhhh, feel better now. You know how sometimes, only when it is completely justified, it feels great to properly unload on somebody in a big way? The shouting kind, not the sexy kind.

Why not both?

If it's really exciting, maybe it is.

Happiness is a well hung TV!

Ahh yes, indeed. That is happiness, right there.

I figured it'd be bigger.

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I figured it'd be bigger.

I was about to reply that you can't really tell how big it is without knowing the dimensions of that wall, then I realized you were going for a double-entendre and I'd be walking right into it. lol

It's a 55" Samsung 8000 series. I've never had any complaints.

I hear it's a bit blotchy up close.

Dalty wrote:It's a 55" Samsung 8000 series. I've never had any complaints.

UNF8000? The model numbers are often different on your side of the pond.