Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- Dalty
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Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
Finally the lawyers have completed their shit, and now I have exchanged contracts. Move next Thursday!!! Huzzah!
- Dalty
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
Instead of an Alfred I have just ordered an Amazon Echo.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
Will it cry at you and make you cry and tell you it burned a letter from the chick who died before you got to bang her?
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
I thought Bruce Wayne tapped that shit.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
I highly doubt it. I don't see much in any of the movies to indicate it. I see more to indicate the opposite. Some part of me wonders if he lost his virginity to Talia.
- Master Skywalker
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
There are far worse ways to lose one's virginity.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I highly doubt it. I don't see much in any of the movies to indicate it. I see more to indicate the opposite. Some part of me wonders if he lost his virginity to Talia.
On December 20, 2019, the Greatest Saga Ever... concludes.
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- Dalty
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
It will subject me to sartorial criticism, but I won't let it block my crime fighting activities.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
It's time to drag this mother back out:Master Skywalker wrote:There are far worse ways to lose one's virginity.
- Dalty
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
Moving day tomorrow. Eeeeek!
- Dalty
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
Moving day. Packing going average at the moment. I paid for the packing service but already one lamp has been broken by them and a marker pen with no lid on left on the bed to stain.
I feel this is preparing me for fatherhood.
I feel this is preparing me for fatherhood.
- Master Skywalker
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
That's just the tip of the iceberg, boyo!Dalty wrote:Moving day. Packing going average at the moment. I paid for the packing service but already one lamp has been broken by them and a marker pen with no lid on left on the bed to stain.
I feel this is preparing me for fatherhood.
On December 20, 2019, the Greatest Saga Ever... concludes.
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- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
Shoot, man, I'd give my Jubbers's left nut for a plain ol' fatherhood scenario.
- Dalty
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
I am literally shaking with rage at the moment. Into the new place. Total refurb from ground up of old Victorian property. New electrics. New plumbing etc. Brand new inside basically and clean.
First use of brand new shower in brand new 2nd ensuite bathroom has resulted in water literally flooding into the kitchen below straight through a fancy sunken spotlight. A lot of water. Plaster wrecked. Ceiling wrecked. Light circuit wrecked.
Lawyer call tomorrow. Emergency plumber etc will be called by me and I am going after the contractor here for every fucking penny plus a lot for inconvenience.
First use of brand new shower in brand new 2nd ensuite bathroom has resulted in water literally flooding into the kitchen below straight through a fancy sunken spotlight. A lot of water. Plaster wrecked. Ceiling wrecked. Light circuit wrecked.
Lawyer call tomorrow. Emergency plumber etc will be called by me and I am going after the contractor here for every fucking penny plus a lot for inconvenience.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Yikes. That sucks, Dalty. I'd be upset, too. Hope you manage to get some recompense.
- Master Skywalker
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
Damn it, that's horrible! Sorry to hear that, Dalty. Hope that contractor gets what he deserves and that the damage gets sorted out.Dalty wrote:I am literally shaking with rage at the moment. Into the new place. Total refurb from ground up of old Victorian property. New electrics. New plumbing etc. Brand new inside basically and clean.
First use of brand new shower in brand new 2nd ensuite bathroom has resulted in water literally flooding into the kitchen below straight through a fancy sunken spotlight. A lot of water. Plaster wrecked. Ceiling wrecked. Light circuit wrecked.
Lawyer call tomorrow. Emergency plumber etc will be called by me and I am going after the contractor here for every fucking penny plus a lot for inconvenience.
On December 20, 2019, the Greatest Saga Ever... concludes.
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May the Force be with you
- Dalty
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
Ahhhh, feel better now. You know how sometimes, only when it is completely justified, it feels great to properly unload on somebody in a big way? The shouting kind, not the sexy kind.
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
Why not both?
- Dalty
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
If it's really exciting, maybe it is.
- Dalty
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Happiness is a well hung TV!
- Master Skywalker
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Ahh yes, indeed. That is happiness, right there.
On December 20, 2019, the Greatest Saga Ever... concludes.
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- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
I figured it'd be bigger.
- Master Skywalker
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
I was about to reply that you can't really tell how big it is without knowing the dimensions of that wall, then I realized you were going for a double-entendre and I'd be walking right into it. lolThe Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I figured it'd be bigger.
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- Dalty
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
It's a 55" Samsung 8000 series. I've never had any complaints.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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I hear it's a bit blotchy up close.
- Master Skywalker
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Re: Farewell Dalty Cave..... Hello Dalty Manor!!
UNF8000? The model numbers are often different on your side of the pond.Dalty wrote:It's a 55" Samsung 8000 series. I've never had any complaints.
On December 20, 2019, the Greatest Saga Ever... concludes.
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