Huffy Flounce

This snowflake tastes like fish sticks.

Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.

That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.

I kissed a light socket once and I woke up in a helicopter!

Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box!

[“Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!"

I really like this one. As someone on Reddit points out it goes from just funny to hilarious because it demonstrates that Ralph is not only stupid but a liar aswell.

I always interpreted it as Ralph mistaking Skinner's penis for a baby after having witnessed said penis's withdrawal from Krabappel's vagina. I also interpreted the "looked at me" bit as Ralph's mistaking the urinary meatus for a human eye.

That is an interesting perspective. Never even crossed my mind that Skinner is sporting some serious hog. It makes perfect sense.

"That where the leprechaun lives. He tells me to burn things. "

"I'm wearing a bathrobe, and I'm not even sick. "