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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 7th, 2014, 4:50 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
But what are *her* tits like?

(I figured I'd spare someone else the indignity of making the most obvious comment.)

I'm still happy to e-mail your friends, family, and coworkers.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 7th, 2014, 6:24 pm
by omicron
I was going to ask how a restaurant could have tits. Or how a restaurant could serve tits on their menu.

Now I am just thinking about tits.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 8th, 2014, 1:00 am
by Dalty
We are men, we think of tits at least twice an hour.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 8th, 2014, 7:51 am
by Dalty
Tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 8th, 2014, 8:59 pm
by neglet
Mmmmm, buff Chris Pratt.
(Just for some equal time.)

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 8th, 2014, 9:02 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Buff Chris Pratt tits!

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 8th, 2014, 9:03 pm
by neglet
Moobs. Or man-tits. But really, some very nice pecs.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 8th, 2014, 9:04 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Pecs and Rec.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 9th, 2014, 6:44 pm
by Dalty
What a great movie. I laughed out loud five or six times and chuckled many more. Rocket is a great character, Groot comes dangerously close to stealing the show on several occasions and am I led to believe that the guy who played Drax was an MMA fighter in his first acting role? Because you really wouldn't know. Thoroughly enjoyed that. Definite purchase on BluRay.

Also, tits!!!!

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 9th, 2014, 7:47 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
How about the "Come Get Your Love" sequence? That was some good shit.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 10th, 2014, 1:25 am
by Dalty
Yup. Kinda perfectly intros the character and immediately sets out the whole tone and approach. I dug it.

Remind me what happened to the Tesseract at the end of The Avengers, cos that is another infinity stone too isn't it?

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 10th, 2014, 5:51 am
by Djack Zteelecock
From what I've heard/read, Dave Bautista (Drax) had been in five movies before this, three straight-to-video. He was in 'Riddick', I think. And I think the Tesseract (sic) was given to Thor. I think he's using it as a paperweight.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 11th, 2014, 4:01 pm
by Adam54
He's also a pro wrestler, not an MMA fighter.

Dalty likes a wrestler! Dalty likes a wrestler!

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 11th, 2014, 6:27 pm
by neglet
Adam54 wrote:He's also a pro wrestler, not an MMA fighter.

Dalty likes a wrestler! Dalty likes a wrestler!
When he's specifically not doing anything close to wrestling, which I think reinforces the point.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 11th, 2014, 7:20 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I don't know. Acting's a big part of professional wrestling. I feel like this is something we've already established.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 12th, 2014, 11:43 am
by Dalty
Either way he was better than Bollea as Thunderlips.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 12th, 2014, 3:18 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Was he better than Bollea as Rip in No Holds Barred (1989)?

I feel confident saying I prefer No Holds Barred (1952) to No Holds Barred (1989), though I haven't seen No Holds Barred (1989) since the eighties.

No Holds Barred (1952) was a Bowery Boys/Dead End Kids/Little Tough Guys joint. I was a pretty big Bowery Boys fan growing up, but I didn't see No Holds Barred (1952) until a couple years ago. It's not one of the Bowery Boys movies that used to litter all the discount VHS bins. I didn't even know it existed until the age of the Internet.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 13th, 2014, 2:18 am
by Dalty
Steady on!

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 13th, 2014, 3:30 pm
by Adam54
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I don't know. Acting's a big part of professional wrestling. I feel like this is something we've already established.
Chris Jericho calls wrestling "Show biz bootcamp." I'm inclined to agree. See Johnson, Dwayne.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 14th, 2014, 11:33 am
by Dalty
He (The Rock) has such a likeable personality..... but I am not sure that was the case with his wrestling personality?

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 14th, 2014, 12:14 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
People seemed to find him pretty likable--both as a heel and as a face.

When we were speaking of idiotic catchphrases from the late nineties and early aughts, I should have added the Rock's "It doesn't matter!" I think I've talked about it elsewhere on the board, so there's that.

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This Mia kid seems to be the real deal:



Then again, I get the impression from watching the videos on her father's YouTube channel that he's essentially flashcarding this info to her. I don't know if she has an active relationship with comics, or if she just likes the movies and functions as a Chinese Box for all the comic trivia.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 14th, 2014, 1:15 pm
by Adam54
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote: When we were speaking of idiotic catchphrases from the late nineties and early aughts, I should have added the Rock's "It doesn't matter!" I think I've talked about it elsewhere on the board, so there's that.
It remains one of your more blasphemous opinions.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 14th, 2014, 1:27 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I guess I just couldn't smell what the Rock was cooking.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 14th, 2014, 1:44 pm
by Mal Shot First
It was coconut rice, just FYI.

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy

Posted: August 14th, 2014, 1:56 pm
by Adam54
I still use some variation of "I smelled what you were cooking" in conversation to this very day. True story.