Super Bowl XLVIII

[Quasar]

Broncos vs Seahawks

I will be rooting for the Broncos because:

-I usually root for the AFC
-I like Peyton Manning. He's a funny guy.
-The Seahawks beat my Saints
-There were 4 really bad calls in Sunday's NFC championship, and they all went the Seahawks' way (unnecessary roughness called against the 49ers for a clean shoulder pad to shoulder pad hit on the receiver, a late hit call against the 49ers for a nudge on a Seahawk as he was going out of bounds at the end of the half, a roughing the kicker penalty against the Seahawks that was deemed only a running into the kicker for 5 yards instead of 15, and a clear fumble by the seahawks and recovery by the 49ers on the 1 yard line where possession stayed with the Seahawks)
-And last but not least, the jackhole asshat Seahawk that was running off his mouth at the end of the game.

All in all, kick ass, BRONCOS!

[Dalty]

Which sport is this?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

American Football.

[Dalty]

Riiiiight. And how are hawks and bucking horses involved?

[Thurston McQ]

Their blood is the digestif for the post-game meal.

[Mal Shot First]

Riiiiight. And how are hawks and bucking horses involved?

The same way that red devils, spurs, potters, gunners, lions, citizens, magpies, black cats, and hammers are involved in English football.

[Dalty]

None of those are their official names.

[Mal Shot First]

The United badge features a red devil. Stoke City's logo even fucking says "The Potters" on it.

[Thurston McQ]

I bet Stoke City's fandom got a real boost when the J.K. Rowling books hit it big.

[Dalty]

Man Utd are nicknamed Red Devils because of their badge, by their fans. The rest of us call them The Vomit.

Again, The Potters is just a nickname given to the club by their fans that the club have then adopted onto their badge.

[Mal Shot First]

I wonder how often the "Toke City" joke gets made because of the Potters' nickname.

[Dalty]

I have honestly never heard that. But it's very good!!

[Quasar]

I should've put a disclaimer in the titles for all the silly Brits on the board.

[Dalty]

Both of us.

[Quasar]

The disclaimer would be for the "silly" Brits. By my count, there's only 1.

Just found another reason to root against the Seahawks. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutd ... --nfl.html

[Djack Zteelecock]

So, a Broncos fan threw a full beer cup at Kordell Stewart as he walked off the field, I think it was after the Steelers lost the '97/98 AFC Championship. Kordell claimed the cup hit him in the head and the beer gushed right into his eyes, as best I recall. Fuck Denver! And fuck Denverites! I want Russell Muscle Wilson to be the second ever black QB to win the Super Bowl. It's about time already.

[Thurston McQ]

It's Jack!

Goits didn't even have to create a sock puppet account for him!

[Dalty]

Yay!

[Djack Zteelecock]

It's Jack!

Goits didn't even have to create a sock puppet account for him!

Didn't he? Isn't Djack Zteelecock exactly the type of fake Jack-styled name that Thursty would improvise, thinking it would easily fool weak-minded rubes like Dalty? On second thought, never mind.

[Quasar]

If he was walking off the field, he could handle getting shit thrown at him. The line is drawn on carted players.

[Thurston McQ]

Didn't he? Isn't Djack Zteelecock exactly the type of fake Jack-styled name that Thursty would improvise, thinking it would easily fool weak-minded rubes like Dalty? On second thought, never mind.

You're making too much sense.

[Djack Zteelecock]

If he was walking off the field, he could handle getting shit thrown at him. The line is drawn on carted players.

Did he get hit in the eyeballs? Then he has nothing to complain about.

[Quasar]

I suppose you want the Seahawks to win because you feel bad about them getting screwed over with the officiating in their last Super Bowl.

[neglet]

I prefer the Broncos:
1. Peyton Manning is a class act.
2. I have many relatives/friends who are Broncos fans.
3. Just because Seattle's cheating coach is no longer in the NCAA, it doesn't mean he shouldn't suffer. Jackhole.

[Quasar]

Another reason to root against the Seahawks. http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/style-p ... ersey-work